MrC

Seriously?

[Linda @turtledumplin]

I was only gone for a week, how did y’all make such a mess in here?

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t get excited when they see something that glows in the dark.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...

[Professional Word Gardener @heatherjs]

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Petition to have lightsaber battles in the next Olympics.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you make it go to the gym for me? Kthanks.

[MrC @itsmedon]

@JasminePaolini @Wimbledon Immensa. 🇮🇹

[Sunny Bunny #heatwave @xaoskeno]

"I had a flashback of something that never existed."

[Chunky Brewster @39Temperance]

19 years ago, I was sure the world would be a better place by now.

[𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙 @bgdadyspnkbtm]

My kink is making her laugh when she wants to cry.

[MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz @MorphineDreamzz]

i redecorated rock bottom, now it feels like home.

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

It is true that most men just want sex,
but there are real, loyal, authentic
gentlemen out there who really do
seek a deep soul connection with
mental chemistry, those gentlemen
don’t just want the body of their
lady, they crave and love the mind,
heart, and soul of their lady.

[Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily]

I know there are more important things but maybe don't forget about me.

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Souls that are connected don’t give a fuck about distance.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Tell me who or what is keeping you from falling the fuck apart today.

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Be with a beautiful rare soul who actually gives a fuck about you.

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

How will I get out of plans again once the quarantine is over? I need to start rehearsing.

[𝕯arƙ @darkronicle]

Some souls stay connected for good.

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

If I drink any more coffee I’m going to be able to see sound.