geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ

mama. paramedic superintendent. adrenaline junkie. country girl. geriatric millennial. hot mess express. recovering starbucks addict.

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

[Cierra Mistt @cierra_mistt]

if gaethje wins, i’m giving everyone who retweets this a FREE YEAR SUBSCRIPTION 🤯

just in time to see all the new vids i just filmed w/ my favorite pilot on one of our HOTTEST 🥵 layovers yet 😈

xoxoXXX 💋

🔞🔞NS4W🙈🔞

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@TakisCanada WTF. This is a brand new bag and it’s like 1/3 full AT MOST. #Shrinkflation

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham admits that Donald Trump may lose this election. Republicans across the country are panicking about Trump’s candidacy. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

Pardon me? Is this even real????

[The Pleb 🇨🇦 @truckdriverpleb]

Justin Trudeau to introduce "HALAL MORTGAGES"

Where Muslims won't have to pay any interest on their home mortgage loans

How is this fair?

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@Media371 @ONgov @MichaelTibollo @OPPAssociation @TPAca @OAPCMedia @opffa @ONFireChiefs @PoliceAssocON @PresidentPAO Where was this 9 years ago?

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@JustinTrudeau Maybe you should stop taxing us out the butt and instead help the average person to live affordably and implement a basic income guarantee for those close to or at the poverty line. You could do so much better, but instead you just keep raising taxes. Do better or leave office.

[PeterboroughExaminer @PtboExaminer]

We're just as shocked over this as you are.
https://t.co/pfnpa2wgdm

[Niagara EMS @NiagaraEMS]

It is with deep sadness we announce the loss of an outstanding paramedic and highly valued member of our @NiagaraEMS family.

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

Why are Tim Hortons bagels either barely toasted or burnt? Is there not a reasonable in-between on their toaster?

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@crystalnipz It’s not. Go there for yourself and see. I promise.

[Home Hacks @SBLY_HomeHacks]

I tested "Canada's Best Pillows" for a week each. Here's what happened to My Body.

[DR @Media371]

Three Russell County #OPP officers shot after responding to a disturbance at a home in #Bourget (east of #Ottawa) overnight. All were transported to hospital, a Sergeant died from his injuries. Suspect in custody. @OPP_ER @OPPCommissioner @OPPAssociation @PoliceAssocON

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

how about ‘dem leafs (said no one ever)

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@crystalnipz 🤯

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@crystalnipz As In mouse?

[Randy Mellow @RandyMellow]

It saddens me to have to post this again. Violence against Paramedics, First Responders & Health Care Workers is never acceptable!

https://t.co/8s9IVzTp1K

@ParamedicChiefs @mferreriptbokaw @PtboCounty @marcomendicino @BillBlair @PamDamoff @OAPCMedia @Carolyn_Bennett

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

Living for this thread

[kirah 🌎 @kirahworld]

98% of the time when I get in arguments with men it comes down to them refusing to acknowledge nuance in anything. Everything is an extreme, everything’s a binary, it’s like they can’t imagine 2 things being true at the same time

[geriatric millennial mama ɛϊɜ @itsmeeashlynn]

@crystalnipz I support this.

[Gail Vaz-Oxlade @GailVazOxlade]

Mornin' @JustinTrudeau. As you meet with premiers on healthcare, know that, as a tax-payer, I want strings attached to the $$ they receive. I want open reporting on what they $$ is being spent on. And I want it made clear that none of my tax $$ go to private anything. #Strings

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

Have unvaccinated people ever died suddenly? Just asking questions. Someone should probably look into that.