lenhart

shia surprise

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

i would like to cause a problem

[donns @MegDonns]

permission to go completely off the rails, your honor?

[miss thang @blackmarketPhD]

ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero

[lenhart @itsmeg_21]

@MichaelJonMitch stop this

[abby govindan @abbygov]

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

[lenhart @itsmeg_21]

i think the only thing worth putting everything into is a bagel...

[donns @MegDonns]

fyre fest my 21st birthday
🤝
greatest party that never happened

[donns @MegDonns]

THINGS YOU CAN STILL DO IN QUARANTINE:
•pop it
•lock it
•polka dot it
•countrify (then hip hop it)
•put your hawk in the sky
•move side to side
•jump to the left
•stick it
•glide

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

There is so much panic right now and not nearly enough disco

[vs @versuslll]

I hate when I go out in public and the public be there

[donns @MegDonns]

buffalo kids won’t shut up about their team making the playoffs but are two months behind on rent. bitch you’re worried about the wrong bills.

[lenhart @itsmeg_21]

got into a relationship a month later and i can tell u with full honesty that i should’ve just fallen down the steps...

[lenhart @itsmeg_21]

i’d rather fall down the southside steps than fall in love

[want a gf @plsfindmeagf]

Hope All women have A good day Today. <3
Men .. U think about All the problems u Caused.

[lenhart @itsmeg_21]

@MegDonns shit