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I hate bios.

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@wicked_updates Camilla the chicken as Nessa is nothing short of genius.

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@wicked_updates Making sure you know that this exists and I cry from laughter every time I watch it https://t.co/1COZu9f3D2

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@ihatethiskid Damnit, that’s the only trick I got, sorry

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If you don’t do this between leg curl sets, then what are you even doing

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@Ty_Schutz I miss you

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Finished season 1 of @yellowjackets96

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Bossa Nova making a comeback via modern pop music is something I wholeheartedly support and is v cool

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Happy monday everyone, I locked my keys in my storage unit 🙂

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@Ty_Schutz Capitalism

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I have to hold myself accountable here by recognizing and accepting the fact that a piece of ikea furniture made me angry-cry today

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Them: where do you want to be in five years?

Me:

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Do you ever think “fuck everything” and just chill out and be a mail man for a while

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Can I ask for my corpse to be donated specifically to a haunted house to be put on display as a part of the set? Like, have a “👻” on your license so it’s confirmed?

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I had a dream last night that I ran into Nosferatu and asked for a picture. But then I thought it’d be way cooler if we both had cigarettes, so I bummed a few from Anthony Bourdain and invited him to be in the shot too. It was a dope ass picture.

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@Calmyaweaveboo Creatively, it’s such a cool choice, being that all the OG songs have much more sinister lyrics, instead of the campy ~*inspirational*~ stuff they (intentionally) overdid for the character in the show.

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Stop using plastic bags, they make you look poor and tacky.

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@Ty_Schutz Up your butt

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I made a slack channel at work called #whatareyoueating and I’m the only member but I post in it frequently and am anxiously waiting for someone to find it.