drvyb

💕fat head lady w/purse. my vibe is green. I’m a green girl. not in the nature way. in the Mountain Dew way.

[drvyb @devybn]

And me? Born to do both.

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Devastating blow to sexy people everywhere

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

seriously though i will have an adderall spritz

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[Clit Eastwood @YUTAEZ0NE]

bush croissant 🤤

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ADHDer here who can confirm that the lethal Panera lemonade was delicious and effective

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

Yea… on OPPOSITE DAY

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Proudly serving hole 🕳️

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Jenni @hashjenni]

politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare pensions and lifetime salaries

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Her story needs to be taught just like Anne Franks was

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves