melo

dos años en Sevilla y me dió la magua

[melo @itsmelowww]

como me veo con 26 años vs como me ve Leonardo DiCaprio

[leah ❤️‍🔥 @lRONITES]

s1 them bcs doing all this and claiming to "hate each other" while the one of them literally has a poster of the other on his wall that he refuses to take down is fucking crazyyyy

[🐌 @mapezanolc]

desde el final de himym me levanto todos los días con bronca si tuviera 3 balas y a hitler elon musk y al escritor de esta verga en el mismo cuarto le pego los 3 tiros a este hijo de puta y después le arranco la columna vertebral a culatazos

[Dustin Phillips @SonicBlueRanger]

10 years later this show somehow spawned 3 spinoffs and still has some form of cultural relevance and I don’t get it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

So if I purchase a DVD and digitize it, that’s copyright infringement. But if an AI company buys my book and scans it to train their system, that’s perfectly fine? Once again, corporations are allowed to play by their own rules. I’m so sick of the hypocrisy.

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[august @regularaugust]

This is what every tweet about Obsession is like

[r 🍓⚽️ @jqmiietartt]

how it feels to genuinely love all 3 seasons of ted lasso and be excited for s4

[jo @lassoleil]

time to bring this one up again

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

MAJOR: Johnson & Johnson has agreed to pay $5.5 billion to resolve lawsuits that alleged the company’s talc products caused ovarian cancer.

This settlement is less impressive when considering that 76,000 plaintiffs have been in litigation for a full decade, bearing the costs of cancer treatment during that time. Each will receive only $36,000, approximately.

In 2020, Johnson & Johnson was ordered to pay $2.1 billion to 22 plaintiffs after a jury found the company's talc-based baby powered caused them to develop ovarian cancer. The Missouri Court of Appeals found "significant reprehensibility" in the company's conduct.

Johnson & Johnson have attempted to dodge accountability for their alleged cancer causing product through three different attempts to declare bankruptcy in the last ten years, and made hundreds of billions of dollars during that time.

[Ben Wright @benwright]

I, personally, look forward to the 220-team World Cup presented by Blackrock, hosted exclusively in the United States every six months and powered by Polymarket.

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[KT @Lurkin_9_5]

“I love you”
★☆☆☆☆

“I still think I’d be underpaying you for what you mean to this club.”
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

[patri 6 @blaustappen]

pedri cuando vuelva de su pequeña gira

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Teoría: Vinicius murió tiroteado en una favela, tras su desastrosa actuación mundialista, y el Real Madrid ha contratado a un doble para no perder dinero.

El Arsenal va a fichar a un camerunés que trabajaba en las obras de Valdebebas.

Enésima genialidad de su Florentineza.

[vic @avicmonteiro]

o fato de o valtteri antes ter a maior cara de playboy americano que briga em boate e agora ter cara de pai de 3 que faz churrasco em motor home é muito especial

[maria @teytasrae]

el soyunapringada lookalike contest

[Derroiciones Bilbao @derbilbao]

Nolan usa mucho artificio para acabar transmitiendo ideas muy simples. Interstellar, por ejemplo. El protagonista viaja al fondo del cosmos y ahí descubre la importancia del AMOR, una fuerza que une al universo. O algo así.

Pero solo hacia su hija, al hijo que le den por culo.

[Sofi ♥️ @sofinb27]

Pero atendeme la facha con la que fue a firmar, lo amo

[irene march ✭ ✭ @shinycrocs]

es un padre, no un experto en el tema o un pedagogo y para él todavía es algo difícil de procesar y de lo que hablar, creo que muchas veces le dais caña a la gente equivocada