Mello

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A food truck: Kanye Asada

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such a sucker for a white sneaker with a pop of color

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Angela Bassett still doing the thingz that dress!

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started casually watching Vanderpump Rules after running out of trash tv to watch a month ago…my god what a time to have tapped in

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ending arguments before they start with “one of us is right, one of is wrong. I’ll let you decide which one you are and let’s move on”

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This 👌🏽 close to making an OF and calling it road to reduction.. over it

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mumbling “Angela Bassett did the thing” under my breath for the foreseeable future

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Boy’s a liar would be playing in the main characters car in an early 00’s teen movie as they pulled up to the school parking lot

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how quickly y’all forget that the actual worst Super Bowl halftime show was Maroon 5. We specifically asked for his shirt to stay on.

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her medley at the 2016 vmas is still number one

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Me motivating my hypothetical future kids:

When mom was 9 she knew a girl who did the heel toe and got into Juilliard. You can do anything if you just believe.

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conversations with literal minded people exhaust me like Susan I know we didn’t eat half the menu it just FELT like it

it’s showtime at the Apollo baby have a little fun with hyperboles

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wow these meds they have me on really had me tweeting the same thing in different words just hours apart.. time to touch some grass

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as soon as everyone at the table pulls out their phones I get on mine ✌️ time for the little computer to come out

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tearing my acl is my personality at the moment

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my biggest fear is being forced to scream a self-assuring phrase

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in my charlie and the chocolate factory grandparents’ era

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true story. we’re bored and want to get our friends drunk for free.

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”

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being high in a room full of strangers while staring a domed ceiling and listening to Beyoncé is one of the things I miss about Boston.

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🤠 - this emoji gives me “Ok I’ll just go fuck myself” energy

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I didn’t realize how high my pain tolerance was