Sherlock Holmes

Consulting detective at SACU

[Sherlock Holmes @itsmissholmes]

.@TheProfessorJM Interesting...who are you?

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.@screamandbake You mean Milverton, Whitney, and Lestrade? Unfortunately not.

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Who allowed Stanley Hopkins to touch my phone last night?

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I've got a solution to my walking home alone situation that might end the night on a high note. So bye Twitter. Nice knowing ya, I guess.

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Oh look at that! I'm talking to the internet again when I should be talking to real people.

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So yeah, bored and lonely surrounded by sleeping people was not how I thought the night would end.

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I should go back to my dorm but I don't want to walk back by myself...

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So now Force Awakens is over...you know it's a good movie, but I have to skip over some scenes when I watch it cuz they're kinda upsetting.

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Shhhh, don't tell Eliza I'm still here. Everyone else has left or is asleep.

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Jamie looked at her and said, "Hey. You've died like twice, bitch."

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Funny story: At one point while she was drunk, Sherlock randomly grabbed me and Jamie and just said, "Hey. Don't die. Thanks." #thanks

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Ummm, I don't know what to do now. Sherlock stole all the Star Wars DVDs and fell asleep holding them so I only get to finish watching TFA.

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Hi, this is Stanley Hopkins. I had Jamie's phone but now I have Sherlock's phone.

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.@JamieWatson221b I am certainly not partying.

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Watson has pointed out I haven't tweeted once since my return other than replying to her. Hello, Twitter. I'm alive, I suppose.

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@JamieWatson221b No, Pike is fine. I certainly prefer his gossip to Gregson's. I just found it curious that he sent you a question.

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@JamieWatson221b He works with Tabitha Gregson.

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@JamieWatson221b Was the Langdale you answered a question from Langdale Pike?

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@JamieWatson221b I have no idea.

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@JamieWatson221b Yes, actually. It is.