Eliza Selden

i like food and food likes me

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Oh also, I said yes! #JolizetWedding2k18

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Sorry, that picture was a little blurry and you couldn't see my face, but WOW I have so much work to do.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Wow, look at all this homework I'm doing on these laptops.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@JamieWatson221b PARTY

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@JamieWatson221b Shut up, you know we're in your living room

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@ey_not_ie you dodged a bullet there #literally

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@JamieWatson221b Personally idk how I feel about these public displays of affection.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

"He's not my boyfriend" - Stanley, literally two days ago. But guess who just KISSED his BOYFRIEND in front of EVERYONE #stangdale

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Eliza after dentist

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@JamieWatson221b #KinkyDisneyJail

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@JamieWatson221b and none of them walked home with strangers who I DEFINITELY didn't spy on out the window, come to my room for details.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@JamieWatson221b well all of our other guests were real adults.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Can we confirm that guy whose name I don't know and who I don't care about got home safely last night? Idk how much I trust "someone."

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@itsmissholmes :(((( and Violet is still asleep in my bed. I took the floor.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

.@itsmissholmes I think that would be you. Are the rest of the sleeping guests out of our living room yet?

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

John's awake <3 so now I say good night to all of you. Thanks for reading.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

You know, I didn't get this kind of party when I came back from rehab. You know...when I was being DRUGGED by an EVIL PERSON. #awkwardparty

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Then she looked at me and said, "I'm never drinking again." #meneither #awkwardparty

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

I heard movement and looked out to see Jamie staring at everybody asleep in the living room like she had never seen them before.

[Eliza Selden @screamandbake]

Violet fell asleep in my bed. #seriouslyaliens #anytime #awkwardparty