Murph

lover of guinea pigs- park ave enthusiast- #greenwoodstrong

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@CapKingGodMorty @duncantwitature They call you Zeus but you really need a noose
I just took a deuce and it looked just like you Zeus
This should be over before your mom comes over

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@CapKingGodMorty @duncantwitature You need to take notes because you were raised by a goat.
You married your sister because you like her kisser.
So shut your mouth before this goes south.

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Don’t be sad that that I’m dead, celebrate my life and have a drink. I died in a cell. Hope you don’t get throw in the brink. @duncantwitature #npm18

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Cats will knock your socks off because they rock. #npm18 @duncantwitature

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

It was a late night for kobe at the trampoline park. He was exhausted on the way home and fell asleep while driving and went off the road and crashed into the ditch. He still didn’t wake up until the next morning. @duncantwitature #SML2018

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Cole woke up late one morning and did not have time to shower before school. His stench was so bad the entire school had to be evacuated. @duncantwitature #SML2018

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Brody sat in the dugout waiting to touch the field for the first time. He heard the coach call his name, he stood up in excitement just to hear the coach tell him to go get a foul ball. @duncantwitature #SML2018

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Uriah went deaf and no longer could listen to music. He went mentally insane and had to be taken away. @duncantwitature #SML2018 #greenwoodstrong

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

There was a Smokey boar speeding down 39. The sheriff pulled him over and now he is considered a speeding boar. @duncantwitature #SML2018 #greenwoodstrong

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@s_eptembersky_ @kierstyn_bays1 @duncantwitature I REALIZE THAT I CANT STOP DOING THE WORM SO I LET THE CONSTRUCTION GUY HAVE THE TREASURE AND I WATCH THE SUNRISE AS I CONTINUE TO STILL DO THE WORM

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@s_eptembersky_ @kierstyn_bays1 @duncantwitature LIFE IS GREAT, LETS SEE WHO CAN DO THE WORM THE LONGEST AND THE WINNER GETS THE TREASURE

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@s_eptembersky_ @kierstyn_bays1 @duncantwitature IM SEEING MORE PEOPLE IN THE HOLE BUT LIFE IS GREAT SO IM GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THE WORM

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@s_eptembersky_ @kierstyn_bays1 @duncantwitature I START TO DO THE WORM BECAUSE ITS SO GREAT THAT IM IN A HOLE BUT I STILL FEEL SOMETHING HARD IN THE GROUND

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

@s_eptembersky_ @kierstyn_bays1 @duncantwitature I CANT STOP THROWING KARATE CHOPS BECAUSE HOW HAPPY I AM

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

We all have demons, I choose to feed mine because it whispers dirty things in my ear on Tuesday’s. #SML2018 @duncantwitature #greenwoodstrong

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Nick was hungry and was waiting for dinner. He called for his mom to hurry but never heard anything, he walked in the kitchen to see Cade Stover wearing his moms apron. @duncantwitature #SML2018 #greenwoodstrong

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Tanner and cole walked into Brody’s surprisely quiet house to open the pantry. They gasped in panic as they noticed Kelly hadn’t been to the grocery store in a week. @duncantwitature #SML2018
#greenwoodstrong

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

Anyone trying to go hit up Webber’s? I’m bored as H #greenwoodstrong

[Kipp @Kippthecuz]

Hmu if you tryna microwave some hamsters

[Murph @itsmurphyo]

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