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[AL @itsmutualdear]

@nathancofnas you are a racist asshole and should be held partly responsible for the death of Jason Arday

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@Grimezsz vaping so good you gotta call on jessussss!

[AL @itsmutualdear]

@YourAnonNews i saw this video literally yeaaaarrrrsss ago

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@PvssyIlluminati woah i just said this the other day...

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@MaxRosenHere 🔥

[AL @itsmutualdear]

The mood music of the day is quirky self deprecation

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@PvssyIlluminati I love you!!! 💕

[AL @itsmutualdear]

@McKennaMobus Omg this is amazing. I like not my real dad and who invited you

[AL @itsmutualdear]

@GageAndDestroy Exactly

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@PvssyIlluminati Whatever it is I'm Comin!!!

[AL @itsmutualdear]

@TennaAT Get it?

[AL @itsmutualdear]

@TennaAT Nah I mean like...bc there was a shooter who murdered a bunch of people

[AL @itsmutualdear]

"Table for one, Allison!"

Most common English phrase yelled at me.

[AL @itsmutualdear]

"This song makes me want to go to the bathroom and shave off all the hair on my entire body and then cry."

#shitihearinthehostel

[AL @itsmutualdear]

Have you ever been into a store that's so organic you have no idea what you're looking at or who you are anymore?

[AL @itsmutualdear]

Wow this is real https://t.co/srhbNy8FJ6

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[AL @itsmutualdear]

The Bible has been exhausted as a product.

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anywhere else: that family is LOADED.

oklahoma: that family is #BLESSED.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

Reminder: It’s the 17 best prosecutors in America versus guys that tried to collude with Russia using Facebook Messenger.

Place your bets.😂

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I think I got denied on Couchsurfing because I'm an Aries...