Hushpapi🇰🇪

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[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Me forcing myself to go to work every morning to get paid

[Dr. Ras Mwas @notlikeweru]

May every imbecile supporting this regime see bad things, wantam

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Tunacheza kibingwa, kama vile Brusi Lee mamaeee

[Hushpapi🇰🇪 @itsmutugi]

Nahodha katia ndani pale ugani Old Trafford! Haka kateam kanafaa kupokea saba kama jina lao mamaee

[Dracaris @I__amSparta]

Finally nimenunulia mamangu shamba bro. We've been in the trenches since my 1st day in this world I'm so proud of myself mahn 😭❤

[xyztem ya Jabaz @2Rdevil]

Your president open borders for all to come after realising the mess that he has unleashed,he pretends to find a solution then he expects us to clap for him 🤡
Current situation for Burundians

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

This is comical. Wantam siku zote.

“Nani ako na track record?”

“Nani aliua watu?”

😂

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Linda Mwananchi Youth League Secretary Fredah Onduso flawlessly recites the Preamble to the Constitution of Kenya, echoing Edwin Sifuna's stand that national leadership must uphold human rights, equality, freedom, democracy, social justice, the rule of law and the well being of Kenyans.

[Hushpapi🇰🇪 @itsmutugi]

@archiemwas 😂😂😂

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Swali tu, Just Ivy na ule dame mwingine wa Over 25.... Do they ever have positive stories to share?😕

The type of content the babes you are with consume will greatly affect how your relationships move. Dame wa trauma bonding atakuharibia maisha bure na buzzwords za kishenzi.

[Hushpapi🇰🇪 @itsmutugi]

@ashleik_ Having a hard time deciding what's more beautiful. Your art or you. Hey

[Hushpapi🇰🇪 @itsmutugi]

@kuwamocho_ 😂😂😂

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[Bishop @barrack_gumba]

One day, Kiraitu Murungi, then Minister for Justice and Constitutional Affairs, and President Mwai Kibaki were driving around and some boys showed up in the road and asked them to give them some little cash.

Kiraitu dipped his hand in his pocket and before he could extract the money, Kibaki asked him:

'Bwana Waziri, what are you trying to do?'

Embarrassed, he answered that he was getting some 'chai' for the young men by the roadside.

Kibaki then asked:

'Why should these people be given money?

What have they done? Don't they have farms to till or cows to feed?

Who invited them to come and stare at our motorcade?

Surely, must we just be paying people for standing by the roadside?'

Upon ascending to power, Kibaki never participated in any harambee because he believed that it was better to grow the economy than to dish hand-outs.

When a delegation from Nyeri went to him to ask for favours in terms of funding after the 2002 polls, the president told them, without blinking an eyelid, that banks in Kenya have things called loans which one could apply for and that State House was not licensed by Central Bank to offer credit.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: 2027 will be a make or break election... If Ruto is re-elected or anyone who espouses his value systems takes the reins of this country, it will be a tragedy. We'll begin descending into the abyss.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: Fellow Kenyans, this is my personal pledge to you. I will not steal from you. I will not allow my family or friends to steal from you... If we succeed in confronting impunity and recovering stolen assets, we will reduce the cost of living.

[WiseMan @yalla_ke]

Maraga Sifuna ticket is happening guys.
Maraga Sifuna ticket is happeniiiiiiiiing.
Me voting Maraga and Sifuna.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

I was equally shocked to learn that the net minimum wage in France is
KSh 215,752 per month!
The French people are indeed suffering more than us!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

Since WSR became president, being a Kenyan has felt like being stuck in an endless loop of the 5 stages of Grief.