nate

born to be chalant, forced to be non

[Covie @covie_93]

jd vance, father of 4 brown kids, is out here worried the US will elect a brown president.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

Now, in Texas, if you have a couple of weed vapes in your possession, you could face up to 10 years in prison & felony charges.

Meanwhile, Ken Paxton let a convicted child molester off with a one-day jail sentence.

Absolutely insane.

[nate @itsnateaf]

@welovesweetboy_ he introduces himself THEN they handshake. clearly he already knew the handshake. earlier when spider-man leaves their apartment MJ says “good luck peter” next to Ned.
he is realizing spider-man and his best friend are the same person missing from his memory

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Delta 8 THC is now a felony in Texas.

DUI isn't a felony until your 3rd DUI in Texas.

Republicans are incapable of competent government.

[nate @itsnateaf]

@bigbrownson everyone is overthinking it. he was able to do the handshake because he had done it so many times without remembering, but he repeats “peter” because he realizes everything now

[jezz @JezziiB]

Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it. Is this what we call a democracy when the representatives of a state will openly defy the will of voters because incarceration rates went down so much and prisons lost money? Texas is a fucking republican-ran hellhole.

[nate @itsnateaf]

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 reading comprehension in the floor. moron

[nate @itsnateaf]

@MaroonKennedy it was made with love

[Wemby @wemby]

Spurs family, I’m here to stay.
Whatever it takes🖤

[nate @itsnateaf]

boo hoo! nobody said you have to put your hand over your heart anyways. also, not an american so… cry about something that matters!

[Cryptid Politics @CryptidPolitics]

Notice how only White players for the Spurs put their hand over their heart during the National Anthem.

Wemby crosses his arms.

Most of them are probably singing the Black “anthem” under their breath.

Black America has a patriotism problem.

[nate @itsnateaf]

@JReubenCIark 0/10 ragebait

[nate @itsnateaf]

@animenewscentre mfs saying this is ass - pick up a pen and get to work! go ahead reanimate it then since you’re so much smarter and talented than the animation studio 😭

[nate @itsnateaf]

right let me just stop paying the taxes that are automatically taken out of my paycheck. smart!

[DOQ @doqholliday]

Cancel all taxes.

If you're paying any federal tax at this point, you're complicit in fraud against We The People, IMO.

[Kaivan Shroff @KaivanShroff]

Yup. It’s a place for smart people.

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

- George Orwell, 1984

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I’ve been a white male for 60 years and no one has ever asked me to apologize. What f’ing planet do these weirdos live on? Why is this guy such a dork?

[nate @itsnateaf]

@atlasx100 step one - have $100k

[TJ @amazingatheist]

God fucking damn, I live in a nation of simpering little doltish fucking sissy bitch motherfuckers. They can’t even handle some generic Halloween decoration level skeletons without crying like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. No wonder they’re all transphobes—they’re already dickless and balless, so they’re jealous of people who actually go ahead and make it official. Fuck these wimpy punk bitch motherfuckers to death with a goddamn chainsaw.

[nate @itsnateaf]

with the amount of fried greasy shit they serve in Vegas you would think the casinos would invest in some Bidets 😭