A$ap Ngoro

curb your enthu$iasm. way too cozy, the bread amba$$ador

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

People always ask me where the tan suit came from. I think it’s time the truth finally came out.

Tune in to the series finale of Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness on @HBOMax.

[AVID @AVID_SZN]

Now you know mate!!

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Driving

[N @dearvotion]

Protect me from what I want.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Left the cinema and uber home was 1600 due to surge. So went into a pub and spent 800 on 2 beers, ordered Uber and it was 700. So I saved 100. Not bad

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

It’s been 8 years, and this is still one of the greatest hilarious moments ever put on TV. 😂

[A$ap Ngoro @itsngoro]

@grok show me my first tweet

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A 26-year-old man was arrested after dressing as the Grim Reaper and climbing onto a hospital roof to stare at patients and staff.

[Lillian Nganga @LillyanneNganga]

I am the Mom.

His name is Utheri. He is 4 years old.

Please go ahead and get kids with the billionaire 🤣 since I didn't.

Feel free to keep us updated.

Bure kabisa! 🚮

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🐈 @ShaniaWagema]

Eh??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Nilituma roses lakini naona amepost lilies .

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

The single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.

[A$ap Ngoro @itsngoro]

Unless you bad as Naomi Russel

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Damn baby pu$$y can't be ya only hustle!!! LoL

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

“Men are supposed to lead”

- a bitch that don’t listen

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

This is the fool who tried to take me out on Wabera Street. I saw the hate in his eyes. Tukutane tena Jamatatu afande.

[Waithira_Thuo @thuo_waithera]

We will never repay Omtata even in a thousand years. What a man!!

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child