Everyone gets a news alert telling them to turn on the TV. We see a small concrete room. Mark Zuckerberg is tied up in the corner, eyes full of fear. A voice comes out of the darkness. “You answer to a new master now”, it says. The lights flicker on. It’s Tom from MySpace.
Channels still down. Frightened social media managers run out into the street screaming ‘hashtag content’ at passers-by. Influencers desperately broadcast their skincare routines over walkie talkie. Adults log into Tik Tok for the first time and begin twerking, crying softly.
Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down. For those of you using Twitter for the first time, it’s basically the same but with less avocados on toast and less group chats with 29 people trying to organise a night out while one friend sends dog GIFs.
Oh, and you can only use 240 ch
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@Nicola_Slawson I had the same shock this (or last, I get confused!) year. 😬 You can ask for it to be taken off. DM me if I can help by sharing the advice / process from my accountant! 😊 x
@Lekha I swear by this recipe book, it’s the only one I use and I recommend it to everyone! One-dish dinners, veggie/vegan (there are meat and fish versions of the book too), currently a tenner!
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Even if that new adventure is disguised as a (blue) Monday morning... 😳 pour yourself a cuppa, take a few deep breaths, and jot down a couple of things you're going to get done today - no matter how big or small. 🌱 We've got this, team. 🌟
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From today, those experiencing domestic abuse will be able to go into a Boots or indie chemist & seek help. If they say the codeword ‘ANI’ they’ll be taken to a private room & asked if they want to call 999 or domestic abuse helpline. ANI stands for Action Needed Immediately
@itsstephtoms I’m not sure if you’re following them already, but @ simplepolitics on IG are honestly fantastic. 🌟 I haven’t watched any official updates for months for the very reason you said. I rely on these guys who always give an objective and clear update every time 👏🏼 (@easypoliticsUK)