STEPH TOMS

makeup guinea pig and meme lord

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so, yeah 🙃 https://t.co/khQ6urljMw

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used to buy all the stock from woolworths and sell these from my locker at school. i'm suing you @MIUMIUofficial

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scoobies???

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nah why is it so horrendously cold all of a sudden? like i swear the temp dropped and my body instantly went HEY TIME FOR A COLD

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thoroughly enjoying being on hold to @EE because apparently they need to confirm some of my details? just take my money for this overpriced phone lmao

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also i'm gonna try and come back to twitch/gaming by the end of the year THERE I SAID IT!!!! there's a few projects i need to tie up but I WILL BE BACK and i will create chaos on minecraft again

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like there's not really any evidence that makes me feel this way but i just FEEL IT ya know?? anyway i hope i'm wrong but if i'm ever right about tom hanks then i might start charging for being a bad vibe detector xxx

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i hate to be 1 of those people because it really is awful for his family...but also i'm bout to be 1 of those people lol sorry. i've literally thought for yeeears that dave grohl is fake asf - idk what it is (well, we do now i guess) but there's just some celebs with baaad juju

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like i'm just putting this out there (to my knowledge he hasn't really done anything?) but i've always had this weird feeling about tom hanks lmao. everyone loves him but i just don't trust that dude aaaaat all?

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@lucyk_98 but they will HAPPILY take all your money from you 🙃🙃

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i've absolutely hit peak boring adult life but BRRRRUH i am so sick of it being near impossible to call anyone these days? 😅 doctors? nope. pharmacy? nah. restraunt!? hmmm no. delivery company? think again my duuuuude.

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@NeverLetUGoJus Happy birthday my love!! Hope your day is as special as u and me too!!!xxx

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@cariadiscarys I went feral and yelled at him 😅😅 don’t try and make me and my friends feel like shit cus ima call you out in the middle of a busy street hahaha. I hateeeeee bullies man

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just walked through exeter with my gal pals all dressed up for a birthday meal and some man with his wife just says the most horrible shit about us - i turn around like ‘did that guy really just say that?’ and he gives me the middle finger?! awful insecure bald bastard get gone x

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literally so mad hahah imagine being a bully at like 60 years old to girls young enough to be your daughter

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having the flu + a broken boiler is not very demure

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Most boring tweet ever but WHY is it that I can buy a VR set and travel to a whole new metaverse no problem, but when I need to do something as simple as get in touch with HMRC or my water provider they make it IMPOSSIBLE 🙃🙃

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@LoveStruckDee People have told me to get the implant/coil but that idea terrifies me! With the pill I could just stop it. I couldn’t hack having these side effects for any longer than I’ve had them. Imagine if I had to wait to get it taken out?! Hateeee being a woman sometimes xx

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genuinely, going back on the contraceptive pill has been one of the worst things i've ever done to myself

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@RoseHinman Omg REALLY?!?

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@Megan_Reith Mate you NAILED IT!!! When I actually have a problem my dr is great and really listens to me, but it’s so hard to actually get a face to face with him most of the time! I find out more from Google than I do from other doctors half the time 😩

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@Megan_Reith Literally!! I mean hello? I was on antidepressants for nearly 15 years and they’ve put me on something that is very well known for mood swings?!? So bloody dangerous. I’ve literally been contemplating ending my life (I won’t obv) over the most stupid things because of hormones?!