Your_Daddy🤤💯

(can't leave it out like this)

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Don't go broke helping everyone, because when you're broke, nobody will help you.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Please treat your kids right. Their childhood will affect their entire life. Do better than your parents.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

TSC says the higher PAYE deductions on teachers' June payslips were caused by a payroll system error that gave duplicate NSSF tax relief.

The commission says the error has now been corrected, leading to higher tax deductions, not a new tax.

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

3 years ago I started a goat farming project with only 5 goats. Today I can confirm that I have slaughtered all of them

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Vijana wenzangu Avoid marriage until 30.
Otherwise you will be poor.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Kuna hawa wakulima hung'oa content from Reddit. Wajanja sana but it is worth the effort.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Ndio kuingia kejani kubeba charger na jacket tukutane Sunday jioni😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Someone came to sell me a 256 GB iPhone 15 Pro Max. He told me that the Lipa Mdogo Mdogo plan involves a Ksh. 36,699 depo and weekly installments of Ksh.2990 for one year. I asked if I could buy it in cash and pay the full amount but he declined.That they only do Lipa Mdogo Mdogo

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Mbiti anakuwanga farmer but yeye hutaka akuwe kama white settlers

[Eric @amerix]

“When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in the perfect position to pray. ”

— Rumi

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The new generation is taking over.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Just saw this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Yesterday cemented what I had told you last year.

The Nigerialization of Kenya is near.

When it's complete, many Kenyans will wish they had protested earlier.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Nothing teaches you faster than being stupid once.

[Droid @droid254]

They won't have enough alcohol

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Sai kuna mtu anagombanishwa kwa ofisi na boss juu ya kudisplace files alafu kuna mimi napika mayai nikiwa ndethe.
Be your own boss.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂National Broadcaster amejam