shane doesn't get why everyone on campus calls his new study partner "beer can," esp since he's only ever seen ilya drink straight vodka. then one day ilya turns their study session into a drinking game and somehow it ends with shane getting fucked on the couch and, well, yeahโ
Mason shaved his junk and wanted to show his girlfriend, but he accidentally sent the video to his boys gc instead.
โFuckk bro, look at all that meat!โ
โYou didnโt tell us you were packing that HOG, dude.โ
โNo homo, but if I was a girl Iโd be milking that thing daily!โ