Wild Watermelon

I would rather be interested than interesting.
The slippery slope can slide both ways.

[Wild Watermelon @VintageCodex]

I am a wild watermelon 🍉

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

Wild watermelons weren’t sweet, but they were incredibly useful. https://t.co/GtPKM9Ujos

[Ryan Florence @ryanflorence]

ngl "let there be light" sounds like a prompt

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

sorry for sending u 20 posts in a row everything in the entire world reminds me of u

[Wild Watermelon @VintageCodex]

@keep6ixsolid What is your source for this? I couldn't find anything corroborating this claim

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[✮ @istgnolimit]

books are so cool because there are NO fucking ADS in them

[Jorge of the Wired @saturnine_grace]

Kind of sad creator archetype: admirer of high culture but can't quite pull it off (Gaiman, Rowling)
Very cool creator archetype: reads/watches a bunch of junk and pulpy stuff and alchemically transmutes it into gold (Pynchon, PKD)

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Half of escaping is simply remembering you're not trapped

[Chris carroll @ihavedisease]

Please make sure your password is strong, unique, interesting, and brave

[temple runner @misscalcula]

agnostic struggler: i don’t know who is giving me their toughest battles

[sluj @smashdirt]

having eras is more fun than having an identity

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

good morning pronoiacs. everything is working in your favor. you won yesterday. you'll win today. you'll win tomorrow. entire continents full of living beings are working behind the scenes for you to win. the weight of history is pressing down on a lever that makes you happier.

[chase @_chase_____]

why do grandmas always insist on being called something cutesy like “gigi” or “bunny” when they could instead instill fear with a name like “blade” or “night fury” or “The Reaper”

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I’m a sympath. I can see you crying and be like yikes

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

the scene in primetime where he phones his wife and says “mary. it’s chris hansen.” and she just goes “i know, chris” is the hardest i’ve laughed in a theatre all year and also only like the 4th funniest moment in the movie

[Aya Nishitani 西谷史 @ayanakajima3]

One of the reasons Megami Tensei has survived to this day isn’t because of the devil summoning itself. I believe it’s because, 40 years ago, I proposed a method of calling forth devil into PC as AI and sending them all over the place online. This is precisely the kind of issue we face in the modern era, and I consider it to be my true originality.

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Doom is a hallucination. Everywhere on Earth, life is expanding, multiplying, growing, advancing. Zoom out. Your myopia is driving you mad. Everything that exists is connected. Everything that exists is unique. The fact that you can't remember this means nothing at all.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

I like history and don’t want it to end

[Aeon @wyrweb]

When it was realized plants have electrical signals that give readings on polygraphs it was discovered their frequencies can entrain with a nearby person's heartbeat. Life makes order with synchrony. We have a biorhythm with the sun, two heartbeats can entrain before people meet.