meg

my haters will say anything to make you believe I don’t understand the economy

[hailey @nobodynoswift]

the original slay the house down boots I’m deceased

[meg @itsokmeghan]

The rats don’t run this city, the pigs do

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I am extremely proud to announce that @NYCSanitation Commissioner Jessica Tisch — a real #GetStuffDone New Yorker — will be our next NYPD commissioner.

Commissioner Tisch is battle-tested and has proven herself time and time again while leading the team at @NYCSanitation.

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

to what end 🎶TO WHAT END🎶

[wint @dril]

ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times

[meg @itsokmeghan]

@dieworkwear love your work (twitter roasts) wondering if you have suggestions here: my fiancé and I are doing engagement photos and he wants to wear this brown tweed blazer but isn’t sure how to style it so it’s a bit more dressy than the model photo. Any recs?

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

It is 2028. A flustered Ron DeSantis grabs his debate mic, insisting “it’s nonsensical. How can you be unburdened by what has been AND exist within the context?” President Harris smiles softly. Tapper unmutes her mic. “Ron, I thought Florida had coconut trees” the crowd goes wild

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

[Alex Nitkin @AlexNitkin]

You have to click this link, scroll past an ad and a chart and then click "read more" to expand the article before you learn Chicago homicides are down 21% so far this year compared to 2023, and they're lower than they were by this point in eight of the last 10 years.

[Zachary Ruane 🪱 @ZacharyRuane]

This looks like a poster in a real movie for a fake movie that a character in the real movie appears in.

[Tobias Ryan @TobiasvRyan]

the dream

[meg @itsokmeghan]

Trump’s summer 2024 goodreads is gonna look like

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

me if drinking a beer with my boys was illegal

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

[trump voice] They’re calling it prison abolition, folks, complex—prison industrial complex, they’re calling it. Very disgusting, very sad [crowd boos] I’m the first person to say, perhaps that none of us are free until all of us are free, and you’ll be hearing it more and more

[meg @itsokmeghan]

@gldivittorio These bad boys taste like melted ice cream and have nearly all the protein you need in a day. It’s annoying how much better I feel when I consume enough protein to function.

[♡ kiran ♡ @kiranverse]

my brain every five mins #BridgertonS3