phoebe

pretty gay, pretty lame, & pretty tired™️

[phoebe @itsorganec]

Wait... was @BryceDHoward in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse? Hello?!

[phoebe @itsorganec]

If Bohemian Rhapsody was a movie it would be Pulp Fiction #drunktexts #fromtheuk

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This year alone:

-Anchorage, Alaska hit 90 degrees for the first time
-Greenland lost 250 billion tons of ice
-A city of 9 million in India is running out of water
-Fires in the Amazon threaten a major source of the world’s oxygen

This is why we need a #GreenNewDeal.

[phoebe @itsorganec]

Gettin toasted in a toaster ✌🏼 #nissiancube

[phoebe @itsorganec]

Just saw the trailer for the new Star Wars movie and I screamed a little in a full movie theatre

[phoebe @itsorganec]

ITMFA

[phoebe @itsorganec]

i act like i’m okay but deep down I need more shoes #tweetsistole

[phoebe @itsorganec]

#highdeas

[phoebe @itsorganec]

Shrek is arguably the best movie in existence.

[phoebe @itsorganec]

Can you postmates vodka? #drunktweats #askingforafriend

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I've been criticized for this, so let me say it again.

Every young person, regardless of their family income, the color of their skin, disability, or immigration status should have the opportunity to attend college.

#CollegeForAll #CancelStudentDebt

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Things Trump didn’t mention in his campaign kickoff:

-Climate change
-Tens of millions live paycheck to paycheck
-$1.5 trillion student debt crisis
-Our infrastructure is crumbling
-Minimum wage hasn’t been raised in 10 years
-40,000 people die from gun violence each year

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

donald trump annoyed me so much that i bought a whole fucking town

[Lauuuuuu @laulauzig]

lol @WhoopiGoldberg no one asked you for your middle aged rude ass slut shaming opinion. move along

[CNN @CNN]

A YouTube star has purchased the town of Hell, Michigan, for Pride Month -- and used the opportunity to rename it Gay Hell and fly only Pride flags there https://t.co/EOc0N8qBFY

[phoebe @itsorganec]

The Legoland one was better #MountRushmore

[phoebe @itsorganec]

My mom just said I have clout

[phoebe @itsorganec]

Is tana’s real name Santana? #drunktweets #tanamongeau

[phoebe @itsorganec]

id watch hours of ads for @tanamongeau

[phoebe @itsorganec]

sure you can post on twitter...but can twitter post on you?¿