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[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

Fuck the tax returns, I want to see how many abortions he's paid for.

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@meganamram This is the greatest callback of all time

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2023 (2023 - 2023)

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@ilovepemmican @lindazunas

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@ilovepemmican Gummy bears

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@MikeRichardLong https://t.co/ZJei7KS4Bf

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@MikeRichardLong NOT "just" stuff. That stuff is basically part of your body and this is heartbreaking

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Our brontosaurus fell down and it’s actually really sad

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@msaudge Fuuuuck 😭

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

Man, I bet requited love is awesome

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

Sometimes I wish I was the kind of mentally ill that made me scary instead of the kind that makes me cringey

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

But like I can't tell her cuz she'll be embarrassed so I'm just gonna twit about it

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

Guys, my kid's in the other room wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt playing "Don't Think Twice It's Alright" on a guitar I bought her 7 years ago & this might be too many feelings

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@msaudge You: this is the saddest thing. Nothing could make it sadder
Capitalism:

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

Idk how to explain to my kid that the 90s was just a bunch of 14-year-olds running around saying "fuck me in the goat ass!" #IGotsNoFuckenDukes #HoagiesAndGrinders #IHateMySchool

[emily j lindsay @elseventy3]

It's been 7 years and I still think twitter is something I'll "get into someday."

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

It's truly delightful to have been told my entire life that I was oversensitive and way too emotional only to get to my 40s and have a therapist tell me once a week how bad I am at feeling stuff

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@msaudge He's a 1 but he's the Gottdamn Pater Familias

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@msaudge He's a 4 but that's some MIGHTY fine a-pickin and a-singin

[Emily L @ItsProbablyEm]

@msaudge He's an 8 but he's been usin my hair treatment