Ranjoz

I Am Ranjoz, full of suprises love music and everything thats fun. hbr my lfe

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

@HomeboyzRadio @JohnHBR Show on fire boss.

Birthday celebration shout out to me from thika kwa mananathi

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

The kid who was locked out last night by the mum as she (the mum) went out partying last night, did that child find help? Did someone take her in at least for the night?
That's a child at risk.
Highly.

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Msichana anatoshana na vitz lakini anamoan kama tractor 😂🙌

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

@thatchic_asheiz Hehe nxt stop will be in jamaica bfo tufike 30

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

@mulamwah @KartellOfficial @seth_gor Natalie had to come in as a full package ayam 😂😂😂🇰🇪🇰🇪

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

"Ni nani amepika hii chakula/chai?" is a very loaded question in a Kenyan home because you don't know what the next sentence will be😭😭😭😭😭

[Khaligraph Jones @KHALIGRAPH]

I was Asked to Do This Verse Live with no playbacks and Now they know why am Called Superman, Exclusive New Video out now, KHALIGRAPH JONES SUPERMAN https://t.co/mQtWZRd34o

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Couples with strong relationship, where did you buy building materials? 🍍🍍

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Some of you send messages saying lets meet at that French place in town because you cant type Alleonce Franse 😂😂

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Some of you didn't get into a cab with at least 5 other people to go to changez during pre-uber era and it shows.

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

This habit of bus drivers driving off before we sit should stop. I have just kissed 😘a girl by mistake sasa anaitisha number. 😧😧😂😂

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

If during a wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man... How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Wasee wa nduthi wameget creative hapa stage kuna dame wamecompliment hadi aka blush ati *"madaam kwani ni diamond hukupea advice ....?
~Umejibeba~

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Kuna mzae hapa kwa matt ameambia Donda "Unataka nikae hapa nikifikiria Change yangu hadi town ? Nipee change niko na vitu mingi za kufikiria ' 😂😂😂😂

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Imagine kulala peke yako kwa kitanda ya 6 by 6 😏

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Imagine Joseph baba ya Yesu alikua fundi wa mbao, alikua ana deal mostly na mbao, kama hakuna works anatupa mbao, lunch inafika ako ubao, mfukoni hana kitu ako na mbao, si unajua Mary alikua vajo so akipita Joseph ana mbao 😏 enyewe Mungu ana sense of humour!

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

Nimewai itwa kwa chief juu ya kupiga mechi na dem huko ocha, Dem alijifanya Raila akatokea akidhani ni swearin in ceremony mimi nika maintain design ya Kalonzo Shida cngerisk kupiga na yeye raundi mwenda mtaani coz bro wake wa nduthi angeweza kunispot afanye nchangamkiwe na umati

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

I won't hesitate to find out the meaning of 666.
Yaani sitasitasita.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ranjoz @itsranjoz]

If a Rhino gets a head injury at the park they don't tie a white bandage on its head. No tourists want to take pictures of a mokoRhino.

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