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Crisis Communicator for 1,000 years

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.

I have always loved this performance so much.

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@ThatEricAlper Halloween…I was around 10? My irresponsible family member put it on as a babysitter for my two cousins and I. #nightmaresforyears

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@FINALLEVEL #gymgoals

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@DontCallMeDebby 😱too soon

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@lanechanged #hereforit

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This New Cereal Flavor Is custom designed for my hubs.
And it’s wrong…#allwrong https://t.co/Ce5aBpWXbI

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

😜🤪😜

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@mariashriver Embarrassing

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@MollyJongFast Minutiae of the Medicaid=lives saved

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@ThatEricAlper Billy Joel -Glass Houses

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

Use this number—Pass it on!

202-224-3121

I just called and got passed to the Speaker’s office and registered my name. I spoke to Mary!

[Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus]

Wore a bra to Wal-Mart and now I'm the CEO.

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@DontCallMeDebby To climb out the window and escape the mint green

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@MollyJongFast 🤯I’m so horrified by this

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@ThePaigeRandall So true…also, why do all of the pajamas look like Garanimals?

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@davidcoverdale What about the F&@$ing pie?

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@messedupfoods Vaguely looks like porn…

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@DebRobertsABC Literally, not cool.

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Because even dogs need a little fat shaming…

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@ThePaigeRandall Woodford Reserve- v smooth