me big dawg

professional hermit & evil earthbender

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

Is my booty fat

[SZA @sza]

It is Emily lol

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

@imfat me after my 4th line

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

@LoveeSBG ts or nun

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

daily reminder that reverse racism doesn’t exist 😘

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

387 days later just to realize yet again alcohol ain’t shit 👎🏽

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

@BDTRELILBROTHER in cactus club off the peach bellinis and chad boswick fucking me up 😭

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

when i was 5 my brother gave me his mp3 and i used to listen to runaway love and cry

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

i may have finally done something right

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

get drunk n show me ur card details

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

i got unsaved contacts telling me they love me

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

i hate when i use regular metaphors and analogies and people look at me like i’m stupid… ur stupid

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

@ashissnotonfire ts look like if i rub it a genie finna pop out n tell me i got 3 wishes

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

put away the brazil fits, if u wanna show ass just do it wtf brazil n fifa gotta do w it

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

my friend said “Pride Months Over” and then proceeded to dm me this gif

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

all these hoes n ion even want em

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[Nora @nora_jooe]

I texted my mom’s regular butcher place for a halal duck, and guess what I typed and SENT instead ❤️

[me big dawg @itsreezybxtch]

i only want friends stop trying to rub genitals w me

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@Noellenarwhal actually rotflmfao

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@Zomogz you “sound african” but she wants you to say wagwan…