TWO SOMALI MPS:
One said THAT he would've KILLED 5,000 Gen Zs during last year's anti-finance Bill PROTESTS if he were the PRESIDENT.
The OTHER one said that MANY people die everyday, we SYMPATHISE and move on — DEATH isn't a big deal.
I tweeted last MONTH that we MUST be careful, LEST we'll elect TERRORISTS and/or foreigners in 2027 but you people cooked me MERCILESSLY.
NOW do you SEE?
12 HABITS FOR HAPPINESS:
- Be Kind
- Exercise
- Be Patient
- Eat Healthy
- Judge Less
- Keep Smiling
- Love Yourself
- Show gratitude
- Believe in yourself
- Don’t look down on others
- Have a proper sleep pattern
- See failure as an opportunity
Alcohol is the source of
1. Mistrust
2. Financial mismanagement
3. Promiscuity
4. Low libido, messed hormones.
5. Fatigue and low energy.
All these lead to endless conflicts that run to your next relationships.
#BetterTogether
Men,
If you penetrate her so well,
The next morning she will be singing gospel songs.
"You are the Lord of lords, King of kings. Your love is sufficient. "
If you do it poorly, she will be grumpy, and dull and will tune to Kiss100 to listen to RNB.
#MasculinitySaturday
BREAD is useless.
Bread has no nutritional value.
Modern bread has been added other carcinogenic ingredients like calcium sulfate, xanthan gum, thiamine mononitrate and soy.
Eat sweet potatoes, arrow roots, matoke and cassava.
DON'T EAT BREAD.
#BetterTogether
BOYS IN 1980s:
" Let me finish feeding these cows, milk them and take the milk to the market. Dad gets my fees from there."
YOUNG MEN IN 2022:
"My dad is a toxic man. He wants me to work like a donkey. Feeding and milking cows is not my job."
#ManDay
If you are a:
- Doctor, have the best stethoscope,
- Developer, have the best laptop,
- Farmer, have the best jembe,
- Blogger, own the best library,
-Teacher, have the best voice,
- Politician, have a sweet tongue & tiny brain.
Value your tool of trade.
#BetterTogether
The biggest mistake we do to our babies is forcing them to sit on potties when defaecating.
Let your babies squat.
- Place a newspaper on the floor,
- Encourage your baby to squat and poop.
Pooping should be an instant event, not entertainment.
#FoodFriday