Rick Prime

Hey! It's the first guy to invent portal travel, I'm kind of a God, not to toot my own horn or anything. Hope no ones missing a wife and kid right now 😁

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

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If you want the Omega device schematics this is the place to go! #notlying #keeptrying

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@w0bblewobble What's the difference? 😗

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

I hate everybody equally

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@EVlLPRlCK I don't see a difference

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@mortylovesspork I'm feeling pretty good actually 😋

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

I just ripped someone's heart out. Maybe it was a Rick, maybe it was a Morty, I don't really care. Anyways, it's so squishy and moist, it's slippery and beating inbetween my fingers 🤤

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@ilikelettufe Sorry buddy, it's already been digested.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

Ok, just make sure to leave your mouth open while you do so I can reach my hand down your throat and rip out your entrails.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@miara_701 That's not much of a secret 😂

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

I got tagged by the fag fairy when I was very young.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@pr0tectands3rve Yeah, well... We'll see about that.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@pr0tectands3rve Like what? Hunch over your desk and suck off three Miami Rick's? You and me are the same, bud.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

Sure, all the deer all the deer. Just know it's going to hurt a lot, my implants automatically repel anything that isn't C-137 and I'm too tired to remove them, so you might be writhing in agony when you get here.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY I meant goon because I gooned on your Rick before he died by my hands 👌

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@dukedandyrick @SUPERRFANMORTY @pr0tectands3rve I'm on my way!

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

What's with your appendix exploding out of nowhere. (It's to attract Rick's) #workseverytime

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@pr0tectands3rve I don't make mistakes

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY Yup, good job buddy, you got it right on the money

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

She wa great for the 347,126,472 seconds that I knew her, but then I invented portal travel and discovered infinite versions of myself that I could suck off. So long story short, she got boring quick.