Michael Rutledge

University of Alabama in Huntsville Sophomore. Simulation Development Co-Op at AEgis Technologies. In love with the cutest girl ever.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@tnwildlife @UTKnoxville @Vol_Football I loved the joke! It was lighthearted and funny. It’s not like you guys were wrong anyway, amiright?

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@NemRaps Those people are the sole reason that it takes forever to get off the plane.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@JimboWood Now you just need a TV that will work for longer than a week!

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@TubbytobyLanier @TomiLahren Of course. This is hopefully satirical. It’s pretty impressive that a fake account with so many mistakes gains that many followers.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@TubbytobyLanier Yeah, that’s not the real Tomi Lahren. Not even close. @TomiLahren is her actual handle. In fact, her name is misspelled here as well as the twitter handle itself. And it’s not verified either. So many red flags here....

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@MTSUPolice The moral of the story here is to remember to turn your headlights on when it gets dark.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@rhettandlink Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hardest

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@waff48 So after only reading the headline, I felt for the guy over his “honest mistake,” but after reading the “cop put on his lights” and the guy didn’t believe he was actually a cop, I realized this guy was actually an idgit.

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@whnt There’s no way she didn’t see that coming

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@KennyAmongus @NemRaps It’s one thing for that POS to have thrown milk on a volunteer. It’s a complete escalations and separate issue that she thought she could do so without any repercussions. That student SUCKS.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@SheliaOConnor @waff48 If the dog didn’t make it out, then not the whole family made it out. 😞

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@luke_croft Huge mistake for UAH...

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@whnt It’s possible he was aiming for someone else by the looks of that eye.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@BHFD314 @RBrandonHendrix @cheryleliz @FoxNews A clearance is in no way a privilege. It can be revoked at any time for what ever reason the powers that be feel necessary.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@NemRaps Where’s the option for sleep?

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@AlexAtchley1011 Oh yes, and if they have an Alabama tag then they’re guaranteed to be on their phone the entire drive and will most likely swerve in front of you unexpectedly at the last possible second for literally no reason.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@lifehacker How about just don’t leave your kid in the car? Seems easy enough since it’s literally something you created and are raising.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@FoxNews r/rage

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@appleinsider What a pleb. He is the one truly in the wrong for breaking character to comment on an audience member. It isn’t his job to run the house. It’s his job to play his part and entertain.

[Michael Rutledge @itsrutledge]

@MacRumors @julipuli “Fix”