Texas Red

I just don't fricking give a heck

[Texas Red @itssamj]

As far as I'm concerned there are only 2(TWO) things with reading the GOOD BOOK(bible)💒📖 and Dilbert.

[iCarly Brasil @iCarlyBR]

@KimKardashian Kim please use your money to help 9 billions of Brazilian iCarlers and bring iCarly to Brazil!

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@apexthompson22 I've always liked you better than Jacob.

[Things Brimeyer Says @wordsbrimsays]

Let’s make it happen.

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@BlindGuyMike goes to arby's

[Texas Red @itssamj]

Assistant: you know, Sammy the kid is a man with a lot on his c plate!
Detective Jake: Yeah and by the looks of him, he plans to finish it

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@JThomp96

[Texas Red @itssamj]

He said to detective Jake: For that, you're looking for Sammy the kid. He looks like an ungodly abomination... and smells like two of them

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@BlindGuyMike eats paper

[Texas Red @itssamj]

1🍏 1🔨

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@hinterlandiowa 2017 festival quilt!! #Hinterland

[Texas Red @itssamj]

"[The 15 coin item in legend of the prairie king] increases your drop rate or something like that " - @JThomp96

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@smaynard9 You are a very HANDSOME boy. Jake, Michael and I are VERY PROUD of our #1 little man :^)

[Texas Red @itssamj]

For all of my followers pledging a sorority unknown pleasures is this one

[Texas Red @itssamj]

Wow! I recognize unknown pleasures is a fantastic album, but for some reason I have no reason to get the cover tattoo'd on my body

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@smaynard9 The bachelorette is pretty good. Not as good as the bachelor though, tbqhwyf

[Texas Red @itssamj]

Daddy turns a snow globe into a lava lamp

[Meteos @MeteosLoL]

Saw two huge fires on the drive back to LA from San Jose, be careful with your fireworks guys!

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@mandibalaskko @JThomp96 Abysmal reading comprehension, Mandi

[Texas Red @itssamj]

@mandibalaskko @JThomp96 It's sad that you don't understand what it's like to care deeply about your lads

[Texas Red @itssamj]

Fuck Red Shoes Dugan