Lana Del Bae

mischief night baby

[Lana Del Bae @itssfritz]

I still love everyone I've loved

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

wow this is the last thing i expected from Snoop Dogg. he has lost a fan.

[nick miller @nocontextmiller]

happy valentine's <3

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[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[Amy Aniobi @amyaniobi]

My new self-inquiry before I consider meeting anyone in person is, “Is this how I want to catch covid?”

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

it’s actually sort of amazing sesame street has funnier writers than snl

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Everything the government gives you is something you paid for. Everything the government doesn’t give you is something they paid for using your money.

[Lana Del Bae @itssfritz]

mmm, right, yes of course, the holy trinity: smut, angst, and fluff.

[James @Trruu_]

Healing also means taking an honest look at the role you play in your own suffering.

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

“are u ok” no i want a kiss

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

A lot of you should try being in the top 1% of listeners to women

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Fix your labor shortage with this one weird trick

[Lana Del Bae @itssfritz]

Last week the doors to my subway opened and a motorcycle drove on, and parked next to me. Exhaust and lights on and all. I was so taken aback I didn't notice the mariachi band at the other end of the car until 10 sec later when they started an ABBA cover. New York City.

[Lana Del Bae @itssfritz]

As a writer we all need to live the Taylor Swift truth: if you didn't want me to write about it you shouldn't have done that <3 xoxo

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

if i was jake gyllenhaal i'd just post a selfie wearing that scarf then turn my phone off