shannon paige

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

and they’re saying she’s a gold digger in the comments but i’m sure if you told her you wanted to take her to the museum (easily free if you do some research) and get ice cream (cheaper than a round of drinks) she would’ve said yes lol

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

men who find this weird always give rapey vibes because why are you mad she doesn’t want to get drunk meeting you for the first time

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

This chick is 36 years old… how cooked?

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

Remember when the 8 hour day INCLUDED lunch, what happened to 9-5??? Now evb working 8-5

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

Everyday the internet reminds me I’m not doing enough 😔

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

Ugh i bring a my let’s solve your problems solution vibe to the relationship that my i wanna be coddled through my problems bf doesn’t like

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Being the girlfriend is temporary, but being the larger-than-life ex that he fumbled is forever.

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

As someone who worked at a boutique and had to deal with a lot of ppl being upset that their items didn’t arrive in time for whatever event/occasion they wanted it for. It definitely happens 💀

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

When people say their outfit didn’t come in time for an event I always assume they lying lmfaoooo

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

Do people still go to hookah lounges

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

She was literally like 20, drunk, and said Tristian kissed her. That man would’ve been almost 30 and had cheated on Khloe before, and shit cheated after too 😭AND homegirl still had another baby with him. But Jordyn was the problem lmaoooo

[Aduke” @Anthoniaa_O]

I love Jordyn woods and I’m happy she’s winning but pls she messed up in that Khloe situation, why is everyone trying to re write history 😭😭

[dominican muslim 🇵🇸 @fountainbabe]

Love that NYC is gonna outlive the US like rome or something

[Bella @NYsBella]

Someone told me Jalen Brunson was biracial & im so annoyed because not only is he not biracial he’s fuckin Jamaican. Jamaica to di bumbaclaat werl!! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

@badgate Literallyyyyy, the closest to a fuck you she could get and I was so here for it

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

They hate when you’re the baddest bitch in the dispensary tbh

[jake @wormpuller]

Good pussy got plot twists and a nonlinear structure

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

I can’t believe me and my huge honkers haven’t had a tip based job in my 30 years of living

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

NEW YORK OR NOWHERE (I moved to LA 6 weeks ago)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

new york is so up it’s actually insane

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

YURRRRRRRR

[shannon paige @itsshanspeaking]

Brunson carrying omgggg