sophie

don’t wanna be perceived 🤝😌 / @lunacollective

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Thinking about the wave of fusion restaurants to come from this and getting full body chills

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[John Summit @johnsummit]

you’re always welcome to be a backstage baddie hunter

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[Rob @robrousseau]

Claude, write up a manifesto for a false flag Presidential assassination attempt. Make it lighter in tone than what you'd normally expect from this sort of thing. Also make sure I'm not included in the list of targets

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

noooo but that’s his emotional support fiscal quarter assassination attempt

[James Rambin @jamesrambin]

"for our april fools' post we should show everyone a really good idea and then remind them that we won't do it!"

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Britney having a crashout
>America bombing the middle east
>Pokémon is popular again

We’re back to 2001

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

I’ve said from day one that Elon Musk used Starlink to hack the election in favor of Trump, because there’s no fucking way he won all of the swing states, and that’s the hill I’ll fucking die on.

[chase @cfree94]

i am seeing your spotify wrapped. i am pausing the instagram story to examine. i am excited to take in your complex musical taste. i am obsessed with the way music is guiding your life. i am in love with you

[Renee @PettyLupone]

There’s not a single photograph that captures the current state of this country better.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I can’t believe something good has happened

[Billie Eilish Society @BillieSociety]

"if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?" -Billie at the @WSJ Innovator awards tonight in New York!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

simpler times

[sophie @itssophielol]

@saluteAUT Is it the one yall played together at coachella dolab?? Been stuck in my head since

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

TWO WHISTLEBLOWERS HAVE NOW CONFIRMED THAT THE NSA CONDUCTED AN ELECTION AUDIT AND HARRIS WAS THE WINNER. DON'T FUCKING IGNORE THIS!

[Charlie Light @charliewrich]

The plan?

Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going

[Mostache ✣ @shecallmemyron]

Tomorrowland MainStage burnt down and got rebuilt before the Brooklyn Mirage could open