tempting

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

“If you don’t do it for him another woman will.”

Me:

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Nobody is more stressed than a 19-25yr old thinking they're running out of time

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

“Anything for you baby” - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[Kutlo 👷 @kletlape]

Highest form of love is CONSIDERATION❤️❤️❤️

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[gx @gxdrlx]

minha vida se eu nunca tivesse me relacionado com aquela pessoa

[egó oyibò @diced_gold]

hate when nighas dont give me a 2nd chance like i said sorry what more do you want from me?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

You gotta want this shit as bad as plankton want that formula

[Muscle Mommy @_IAMNOBODI]

do i want a boyfriend or do i want consistent rounds

[miaa. @miacluv]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[bella @isabellayonce]

not having sex after getting drunk might be a waste of alcohol tbh

[BODE @neverelent]

Death doesn't warn you, so if you have time this week, go and have sex.

[jao sonic @LimaEmanuelll]

não entendo pq as pessoas ficam inseguras com a possibilidade do parceiro trair tipo gente se ele trair é só terminar você vai perder O QUE exatamente? um infiel?

[chat cœur @luminneaa]

ce tweet est tellement réel les hommes ont trop la belle vie y’a 1000 femmes intéressantes et bienveillantes alors que quand t’es une femme faut faire des recherches bac +5 pour trouver un homme qui t’humanise

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 ♡ @thee__adee]

Imagine you’re missing someone and they’re fvcking the life out of someone else that same moment

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[aru @arinevercry45]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
Lowkey she’s next

[B @Bri1OFnone]

I keep a joke or two tucked in my ass

[goma @soigomaa]

Cheating ain't a mistake, it's a choice, not an accident

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

I respect people who return borrowed money without being reminded. You are the chosen ones.🙂‍↔️