Ryan

Here to talk shit.
Leader of The League of Indecisive Gentlemen.

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#ignitethefire

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[Ryan @itsthatbacon]

I think we can all agree that 2020 has been a rough year. We've been knocked down, beaten and we've had some unimaginable loss. We need to cling to anything positive and come back stronger.

Most importantly, by any and all means necessary, we need to PROTECT BETTY WHITE.

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@kybarty This was the first thing I read upon opening this app and it feels like the week I'm having kinda.

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@DoorDash is it normal for a driver to call and harass someone about leaving a tip then steal the order?? The driver actually called me asking about the tip then called me an asshole before absconding with my food.

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@RadioMoser @VicLombardi @BrettKaneRadio It's not even a sports broadcast. I've been stealing recipes from them and cooking tips for years! Idk if I'd let them cook for me though, they don't make @RycroftMark wear a hair net. As majestic as the mullet is I don't want to floss with my meal.

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Almost had a crash out in @Walmart... 3 self checkout stands open. The line went into the produce section. Then I saw a midget and he made my day better.

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@morganisawizard Mountaintop gay bacon.

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The refs in this WCF need their vision checked.

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@RadioMoser Let's riot

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Broncos vs refs

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@Avalanche

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

It’s not just burgundy and blue.

It’s family.

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@okmackenzie Will you bring me back a kei truck?? 🥺🥺🥺

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@TerlerR6 Tofu, Kell of pspspsps

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I always loved playing sports growing up. I never really got into basketball because I was not good. I would brick layups like Angel Reese so I never really stuck with it. Not too disappointed since I guess I make as much money in 4 1/2 days as she does in 7 or whatever she said.

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@kybarty

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The Corey Perry Curse lives on

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Happy birthday to the Juan and only @dashue12 I hope you get the procedure

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The mayor of LA looks like a Muppet. But not like a good one. She looks like the Muppet that gets off to telling kids they have cancer or their parents died.

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@Walmart can you hire more cashiers?

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@RealBuccees got approved for SoCO!!! Edmonton Oilers beat the Dallas flopping Frauds and advance to the Stanley Cup Finals again! What a great way to end the day with good news.