you're[still]single

I'm no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everybody else

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

A lady in the streets, cookie crumbs in my sheets~

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

@Abercrombie As I stated before I cannot dm you because you only accept dms from people you follow.

So you either need to dm me first or follow me so I can dm you.

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

@Abercrombie hey fam 👋🏼 your app has been buggy the past few days and won’t let me access my cart to cash out… help?

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

@Abercrombie Following up again as it’s been almost 2 weeks and I’m still completely unable to access my cart and have not received any messages from your support team about this

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

@Abercrombie Tried but it says this:

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

Ed Oliver has passed Stefon Diggs for top Cryptic Tweeter/IG on the Bills roster.

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

Remember when Rob Kardashian had a clothing line of socks?

[Step Out Buffalo @StepOutBFLO]

*everyone in Buffalo*

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

The only men who wear turtlenecks are serial killers. That’s just science.

[Sabretooth @Sabretooth_NHL]

All. The. Feels. 🥰

#Sabres50

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

@gianbiondi

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

The circle of life is sitting your parents down to give them the same talk they gave you about MySpace but about Facebook

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

There are two types of people in this world: those who spell it “doughnuts” and those who spell it “donuts”

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

Shouts out to all the boys who liked us in the early 2000’s - u the real MVPs

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

Is it really dinner if you don’t stand in your kitchen for 20 minutes scrolling Twitter first?

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

All these men should smile more. #CohenTestimony

[you're[still]single @itsthatobvious]

Never trust a guy whose Instagram is full of selfies.

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

oh my god congratulations