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Cal, dubs, giants, niners, stugotz. Intermittent void whispering. used to move frosted flakes like kellogg

[psst @itstheredman]

didn’t realize atheism was a 50+1 proposition these days. what the actual fuck is agnosticism up to

[TJ @amazingatheist]

The claim in question being “there’s probably not a magical wizard in the sky that rules the universe.”

[psst @itstheredman]

it’s 3am and your cats are beefing

[Hannah @Spanish_Techno]

Trying to decide if I’m sober enough to moderate a space

[psst @itstheredman]

Could fever dream through every one of the infinite dimensions and that ‘04 Sox movie would suck in every one

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

José Fernández tried to get out of Cuba three times and got caught every time, and each failed try meant time in prison. He finally made it at 15, with his mother and sister.

When the boat hit rough water and his mother went overboard, he dove in and brought her back. They landed in Mexico and made their way to Tampa, where he went to high school. The Marlins took him in the first round in 2011.

In his first big league season he was an All Star and the NL Rookie of the Year.

[Giant Hot Takes @GiantHotTakes]

These are the moments I will remember, and miss more than anything with Kruk and Kuip. They fill the downtime during the game better than any broadcast duo ever. Still so sad this is the last week😔

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

Ready to see y’all back in CMS tomorrow 🏈

#GoBears

[psst @itstheredman]

@evilmackenzie In good news for people who love bad news, levels of irony that will go unnoticed everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[psst @itstheredman]

@DarthTosh @AGuyNamedNam My eyes can lie but it sure seemed like 74 was an immediate upgrade at RT

[psst @itstheredman]

@whiproute haha booooooooo

[Cal Varsity Rugby @CalVarsityRugby]

Today, on the 25th anniversary of September 11, 2001, we remember and honor the life and ultimate sacrifice of Golden Bear rugby alum, Mark Bingham.

🔗: https://t.co/mm2qbQ0J55

[Daniel Poulter @DanielJPoulter]

That Cal fans are hate watching the Stanford/Miami game live is just beautiful. What a start to the season.

[psst @itstheredman]

My Devers take is that he’s a truly incredible if not generational talent as a hitter but has to play himself into shape every season

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

3rd-best OPS in MLB since May 1st

Dude has been a Top 3 hitter in the game for over 4 months now. Insane turnaround

[psst @itstheredman]

🎨

[Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend]

Reecie Colbert DRAGGED Laura Loomer so bad, she might have to get another facelift, transplant, or whatever that is on her neck.

I really spit out my drink and had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard 🤣🤣

[psst @itstheredman]

@HipHopHistoryGy 11:35

[wololo @originalwololo]

she sounds like if andrew tate was an asian woman who went to stanford

[psst @itstheredman]

Die Luft der Freiheit weht

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

You mocked me from outside the cage

Then 24 hours inside one brought you to tears

I won't mock you. I know why you cried

I've lived in that darkness for 1,190 days

It didn't break me

It made me invincible

We aren't the same

Find God @Nero

[psst @itstheredman]

Every dollar my man E-40 takes from Stanford is one less dollar available for fraud or training nerds with egos so big you’ll dissociate to commit fraud. Fully support this. E-40, as always, doing work for the people absent due accolades 🫡

[Stanford Football @StanfordFball]

The Ambassador of the Bay wants to see you at Stanford Stadium this Friday 🗣️

🎟️ https://t.co/xUWOMNQmcR

[psst @itstheredman]

As an objective matter of statistics, two are currently perpetrating massive fraud, one will cause untold harm to humankind in government, and if any speaks more than 5 words in person you will somehow become extremely socially awkward

[Spencer Jones @Skjones24_]

One of my favorite parts about SF is hanging out with my Stanford peers who make my $12M contract feel like chump change.

Varun Shenoy: cofounder of Long Lake, casually doing $6.3B acquisitions.

Ryan Kim: partner at Bain Capital Ventures, investing out of a $10B+ platform.

Me: occasionally makes corner 3s.

[psst @itstheredman]

@murphdogg29 Fully support wanton hate for brain dead fascists but perhaps don’t need to play into the comically hamfisted con

[psst @itstheredman]

Eldridge is 21, in the bigs, and has been pretty good? Your user name ascribes a szn to a loveable but full career replacement level obscure outfielder - it was one throw

[t @yastrzemskiszn]

What a terrible throw by Eldridge. A big leaguer who can’t run play or catch should probably hit .300 and not strike out 25% of the time. Talk about over hyped

[psst @itstheredman]

@HipHopHistoryGy @TonyDaDome Sacrilegious for the heads, but Full Clip for me - no question heavily influenced by age when it came out/the events of that time