Thom Durrant

Drummer/Teacher/Dreamweaver

[lord gabber @emimeetsworld]

oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

God bless my big speakers.

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Just had a woman bellowing God Saves the Queen on repeat outside my window - trying but failing to rouse passers by into a patriotic cacophony. I opened the window and put on the Sex Pistols version full blast. She didn't last long before sloping off, confused and dejected.

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Wholesome, sour and delicious. - Drinking a Belgian White by @ShockTop at @originalhooters on Untappd https://t.co/8ASUTnbAX8

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

One way out of the Brexit logjam would be a Parliamentary Amendment to change the UK calendar to Druid Time. That’s currently set at the year 1268, giving us seven hundred and fifty one years before we invoke Article 50

[Zoe Beaty @zoe_beaty]

I hate the phrase #daddyissues. but there is a residual effect of complicated relationships with fathers that lingers. so I wrote about it here:

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Also no-one has to call me Rocco anymore.

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Hi gang, just so you know I'm no longer part of @TowersofLondon anymore. Thanks to the guys for having me, had some absolutely incredible, completely hilarious and utterly gross times along the way, all in good measure. All my best to the band for the future and lots of love. ❤️

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Aftershow bierro supremo! - Drinking a Faxe 10% by Royal Unibrew @ Nepentha Club on Untappd https://t.co/9i9xgsnmfQ

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

#NewProfilePic

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Woman at work just told me that her nephew passed away and my brain tried to say 'that's terrible' and 'that's horrific' at the same time and I said 'that's terrific'... 🤦‍♂️

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Bukkake's kind of like buses. They all come at once.

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

FACT: No-one has ever eaten an entire pack of bombay mix without missing their mouth.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

[park]
STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking

ME: Yeah, he's interbred

DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread

[Punktastic @punktastic]

PREMIERE: Towers of London exclusively share with us their new video for 'Green Eyes' https://t.co/SfOaAg3L3S

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Secret Cinema's Bladerunner was an off-world experience.

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

I just earned the 'Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Guinness (2018)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/5sALl5mshN #Guinness

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Today we're celebrating my favourite holiday of the year at school, the one where I get to chase kids around wearing a gorilla suit. #WorldBookDay

[Paint Nothing. @_PaintNothing]

An #NME memory...@TowersofLondon in #Cambridge

[Thom Durrant @itsthomdurrant]

Stellar gig last night from big bud @hollow_hand. Great to see loads of old pals too. xx