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[tomitz @itstomitz]

#AnoKayaAngThoughtProcess nung nag invent ng English kasi it doesn’t make sense sometimes, why is the plural of dog - dogs but the plural of sheep still sheep. Past tense of sneeze is sneezed but freeze is froze?? “Its because thats why” @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#AnoKayaAngThoughtProcess nung nagpasimula ng pera? How did they decide na value will now be stored in paper and metal? Hinard launch ba na lang nila basta yung financial system? @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#AnoKayaAngThoughtProcess nung mga first time gumawa ng mga sexual acts that we know now. Like, pasok ko kaya dito or let me put my mouth here @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#AnoKayaAngThoughtProcess nung naka imbento ng fermented foods like bagoong, patis, buro etc like naiwan ba nila yung pagkain for a few days tapos ang una nilang instinct was to taste it? @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BackToSchoolPetPeeve yung teacher na biased mag grade sa mga anak ng hot single moms @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BackToSchoolPetPeeve class election and student body voting. It’s just a popularity contest anyway. Just like in the real world @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BackToSchoolPetPeeve you find out that you have the same terror professor this semester na niligwak more than half your block section last semester @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BackToSchoolPetPeeve yung kaklase mong buraot ng baon, TS hihiram siya ng takip ng baunan sa isa, spoon sa isa, fork sa isa, then go around the room asking for a bite of everyone’s baon. It’s sad looking back at it pero so annoying when back then @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BackToSchoolPetPeeve kakatapos mo lang ng first day of class then it’s straight to Kumon classes @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BackToSchoolPetPeeve papasok ka na ng school and you realized you left your ID @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

@chicogarcia topic suggestion for tomorrow #InThisWeeksEpisode inspired by the weekly senate happenings ex:
- game of thrones style betrayals cuz of senate
- training arc week cuz i have a run this weekend
- pilot episode dahil start na sa new job
- filler week cuz nthng happnd

[tomitz @itstomitz]

@chicogarcia @hazelhottie @Markkistroem good morning happy monday #themorningrush i got to watch the last show for Jesus Christ Superstar last night! so good! thanks for talking about it on the show and making me rediscover it, I watched it a lot growing up. please greet me!

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BaketKungKelan may ifofollow ako sa ig, even if fairly niche yung creator, si @chicogarcia palagi ang nauna 🤣 @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BaketKungKelan may special occasion at for sure maraming pictures, duon ako magkaaroon ng malaking tigyawat. I hate adult acne so much @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BaketKungKelan buo na yung loob ko na gusto ko ng taho, eh napaka layo na ka agad ni manong @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BaketKungKelan I finally start progressing in my corporate career, biglang may AI na to start taking jobs @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#BaketKungKelan ready na ako mag start ng pamilya, the cost of living and raising a family is damn near impossible to reach ethically? @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#WhenIFailedAsAFriend nung nireto kita sa chakang red flag because i was trying to be funny @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#WhenIFailedAsAFriend nung kinain ko yung itinabi mong favorite food sa fridge, that led you to crashout @RX931 #themorningrush

[tomitz @itstomitz]

#WhenIFailedAsAFriend ginawa mo akong ninong ng anak mo when we were good work friends at the time, until we eventually grew apart and moved on from that job, now i don’t even know your child other than their name @RX931 #themorningrush