Tori

Only looking to talk about hockey, food, and boy bands. | Director of the Parks Department of Clown Town. she/her.

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Singing fall out boy into my cheese curds at a brewery like a true Midwesterner

[Tori @itstoriSON]

It took 10 years, but when we were watching tv today Ronny said “this show has a good score” and I’ve never been more proud

[Tori @itstoriSON]

I think MTV should bring back The Real World

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Every AMC Coke Freestyle Machine right now:

[tiz𐙚 @bellingh0m]

hughes’ fans ever since the game ended

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Hell yeah

[Tori @itstoriSON]

I love when my friends and I are all on our phones at the same time because while I’m answering a text I get an IG DM from them and the cycle continues

[ؘ @ummrys]

ilya would love texas roadhouse

[Tori @itstoriSON]

RT @NicoleSievs: People dating AI chatbots is NOT was Soulja boy meant when he wrote kiss me thru the phone

[Warp @warpdotco]

been there done that

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Hey who the fuck is affording a $500 a month car payment? Bc it sure as shit isn���t me

[Tori @itstoriSON]

You know it’s bad when I start a himym season 1 rewatch

[Tori @itstoriSON]

You ever just listen to Hum Hallelujah, think about your friends, and cry?

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Hope whoever stole my coffee this morning gets diarrhea

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Just saw someone on the internet use this smiley face again =] we’re back baby

[Tori @itstoriSON]

If anyone paid an Etsy wish to give me absolute ass bad luck this year I am quite literally begging you to reverse it.

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Cynthia Erivo is SINGING, my god

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Spotify please work time of day into the algorithm because you cannot be putting Truffle Butter on at 8am

[Tori @itstoriSON]

Who would’ve thought my 2 favorites jobs would intersect like this 💕

[Q101 @Q101Chicago]

In a historic partnership with @LyricOpera, Billy Corgan reimagines his album with The Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, with the World Premiere concerts A Night of Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness for seven performances only, November 21-30

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

she call me dune the way i got an award-winning worm

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.