Tori Parker

if you’re looking for me, literally look elsewhere.

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

@Caicenzo10 @metrofive5 https://t.co/7d2O0eTmHD

Sure 👍🏽

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

@stayahomedogdad @metrofive5 Going off how old my sisters and I look, I’d guess somewhere in 1997

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

@squuezeplay @metrofive5 Nope! My family. Not sure how this account found us, but it’s us 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

@xo_ew0 @metrofive5 No, that’s what happens when you have a really aggressive form of brain cancer. (This is my mother btw)

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

@Itsjanelbitch @metrofive5 Fun fact: not AI. This is my family. Don’t know how our picture ended up here, but it is 😂 and double what the other comment said, Roots is a Canadian clothing brand!

[Jawn Flick @kidnoble]

Black folks, protect your peace today. Log off if you need to. Breathe. Unclench your jaws. Relax your shoulders. Drink some water.

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

Just sayin'.....

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

Thanks to @GHardstark and @KarenKilgariff I decided to google Ted Levine’s most recent film credits.. so here I am watching Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and only hearing Buffalo Bill whenever his character speaks. Which is a lot. 😅

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

My brain just read the word “Catholic” as “Cat-Holic”.. like an alcoholic, but for cats. So, that’s about where I am in life. #meow

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

@CossidyCalwell I WAS ABOUT TO ASK “was this me? Ha” LOVE U

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

22 people in my hometown are dead after an act of terror inspired by your racism. El Paso will not be quiet and neither will I.

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

I’d really appreciate if my husband would stop falling asleep at 8:30 and give me all the hard earned attention I DESERVE.

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

My favorite part of working at Starbucks is getting to say hi to all the dogs who come through the drive-thru for puppacinos 👍🏽

15/10 all the goodest bois

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

The amount of White Claws I’ve seen all up in my Instagram feed today is ridiculous.. and also REALLY making me want a White Claw... I’m officially a sheep.

[Tori Parker @itstoriparker]

Why do all the sponsored posts on my Instagram feed think I’m rich enough to afford dresses that cost in the triple digits?

I promise you, my bank account is very disappointing.