MISS MISSING YOU

I don't trust anyone I can't defeat in hand to hand combat - 24 - chaos/chaotic - 🇭🇰

[MISS MISSING YOU @itstuberculosis]

@spectrealiens @lilmissmissingu LET ME FOLLOW

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[MISS MISSING YOU @itstuberculosis]

"no good story comes from complying with OSHA" -- my OSHA certified coworker

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"Paid my mortgage...I have somewhere to die now..." -- a millennial woman

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the thing about the “you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you” kamala line is that she’s actually 100% correct and it’s the furthest thing from a nonsensical phrase she’s ever said

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

In response to recent Supreme Court rulings Mr. Beast has chosen to fund a socialist uprising

[MISS MISSING YOU @itstuberculosis]

@twnskltnz I want this so bad but shipping kills meeeee I'm too broke :((((

[M. @rorysbooks]

Frank was invited to join the Grammy academy board!

[Sam✨ @dykehowells]

If I were Dan and Phil, I would use the leak as the perfect setup to post the information. I would have Dan tweet “this is going to ruin the tour” and then Phil quote tweets with “what tour” and then Dan replies with “the world tour” with a link to their website with the dates

[MISS MISSING YOU @itstuberculosis]

@twnskltnz also fuck like thailand, cambodia, laos, singapore, HK and like every other SE asian country ig

[MISS MISSING YOU @itstuberculosis]

@twnskltnz babe wake up new colorism post just dropped

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

If USPS is involved, they’re doomed. Scariest investigative service in the federal government

[mol 🧸 @molfully]

this is fucking me up bc obviously dc was a swamp but like. i just assumed they developed that whole area at once ??? not just stuck the lincoln memorial in the middle of the swamp 😭

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

damn, dude

[Jonathan Groff Daily @dailyjgroff]

TONY AWARD WINNER JONATHAN GROFF