Victoria Smith

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

you tried your best this week. even if you don’t feel like you did much, that’s okay. we’re almost a year into a world-altering, traumatic pandemic. give yourself a break.

[Victoria Smith @itsvicsmith]

@XXXRTD5 @m_khan27 @JillSpitzley 😒

[alexa @alexaxjo]

everytime i see people within six feet of each other

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out

[Victoria Smith @itsvicsmith]

@TFLN @jazz_inmypants Gotta retire your backpack for a while @AngelicaPlatte

[James @CaucasianJames]

only cool cats and kittens in my circle

[Michaela Kandzer @michaelalshaw]

If I would have known that the last time I went to TJ Maxx was the last time I’d go to TJ Maxx I would have went a little harder 🥵

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

on the plus side we don’t have to go through that awkward stage of winter-spring transition outfits

[Victoria Smith @itsvicsmith]

@MikeGrinnell_ @JillSpitzley

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no one:
Barbie:

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

everyday i wake up shocked that i haven’t lost 15 pounds overnight from the side salad i ate with my pasta dinner

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

can someone come over and just braid and unbraid my hair for a bit? not too long maybe like four hours or so

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy

[Victoria Smith @itsvicsmith]

@iCaprii I feel attacked @smith_z670

[Victoria Smith @itsvicsmith]

@halybug1