Waleed A.

Building things, breaking things, occasionally fixing things.

[Waleed A. @itswaloodi]

@selfupgrade222 So if I’m nice, I’m a hypocrite. If I’m quiet, I’m wise. This system is gonna get me in trouble 😂

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@alexisohanian That’s what she said to me 2 mins ago

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@CaitlinCloud9 I was with you until airport pajamas got sentenced alongside lying, stealing and cheating

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@codyschneider If your product only sells after 1,000 cold calls a month, maybe the ego isn’t the thing that needs deleting

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@shamzy44 Sounds like someone who’s currently short on both

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@maxwellcopy Bro turned luck into a KPI

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@hy_wemmy You didn’t write this for 25–35 year olds. You wrote this for one specific person 😂

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@nonz_nonie We have been doing venture capital with no fund this whole time.

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@NetworkChuck This is painfully true. Half the time I’m not avoiding the task, I’m avoiding the version of it I’ve made 10x bigger in my head.

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@readswithravi Explains why I’m world class at checking the fridge with no plan.

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@CallumLyon The problem isn’t even spending badly anymore. You can do everything “right” and still feel broke by Tuesday.

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@dougboneparth Self-care, but with candlesticks

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The most dangerous evening sentence: “I’ll just watch one episode.”

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@swagoszn_ Reporting live from Monday: your anxiety had a point

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I think one of the real luxuries now is being unreachable for a few hours and not feeling guilty about it.

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@amelia_tweetz Nothing says “5-star hotel” like typing a 20-character Netflix password with arrow buttons 😂

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@Nithya_Shrii Maybe the real problem isn’t asking for the card. It’s making cancellation feel like escaping a hostage situation

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@bankolewya Waking up and having to negotiate with your own arm to come back online.

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@elora_khatun My favourite part is how every next step assumes the previous one worked.

Step 10: give it 30 days.
Step 11: simply have 5,000 followers.
Got it 😂

[Waleed A. @itswaloodi]

I respect people who can change their mind without treating it like a defeat.

That’s becoming a rare skill