Alisa Castro

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

@kyleedwardball you owe me $32. I was looking forward to this movie only to be greated with an environment perfect for a nap. Those reviews were paid for ... there's just no way it's over 60% approval. #Skinamarink

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

So after MANY months of no updates from #DearDavid and your telling me that #trendingfear isn't investigating his apartment and we are watching some lame ass ghosthunters NJ bullshit? GTFO yall won't make it to a season 2 finale to do 'his apartment visit'. Gtfo

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

Commonly heard phrase "stop acting like a little bitch" #everydaysexism

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

These commercials sucked #SuperBowlCommercials #depressing

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

@amyschumer my trainwreck costume killed! #Trainwreck

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

So happy #FashionPolice is back! @MelRivers killed it! Every time she said *just it made me smile

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

Don't think I'm not still bitter about the #Dexter ending @SHO_Network

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

@joshwolfcomedy was the funniest comedian I've seen at the VA Bone ever OMG #13yearoldgirl

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hey @nfl -- by default, @TMZ has a better moral compass than you. Think about that for a second.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Joan Rivers wouldn't hesitate to make a sick joke about the passing of Joan Rivers and that is why I will miss her. RIP.

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

I can't believe the news about @Joan_Rivers I've been watching her on the red carpet for many many years #RIPJoanRivers you'll be missed

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

I wonder if guests can order still prints of their #jerryspringer appearance... #redneckbraggingrights

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I wrote a piece on dads & kissing for @_smithjournal: http://t.co/PCbLFiszP7

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

@joshwolfcomedy you mean it wasn't Beyonce? #lightsoutpart2

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

@SHO_Dexter I don't even recommend the show to others anymore after the finale. #WASthebiggestfan

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

This shit had me dying laughing LMFFFAAAOOO https://t.co/dfMN2qpb4c watch this ASAP

[Tyler Latiolais @TLATCH510]

Season 5 of @theleaguefxx premieres tonight!!!! #ShivakaminiSomakandarkram In the words of Bart Scott....

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

I don't know why ppl avoid jury duty. I'd be excited to be on a jury! #bucketlist?

[Alisa Castro @itswisa]

I just told my dog he needs to figure out his life. #wtf

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Why don't pro-life groups picket gun shops instead of hospitals?