𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸

My lawyer advised me to state I'm not affiliated with the web-crawler.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

@OfHerClaws / Ultimately (🥁) you should do what makes you happy. But if you're just thinking about it rather than being fully confident, weigh the pros & cons.

Source: Been there, and abrupt decisions might come back to bite you in the ass later on. Just don't want you regretting anything.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

Bandwagon ²

/ Will not grant a ship, it'll just let me gauge interest so that I may build chemistry through interactions.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

Bandwagon ¹

[𝓑𝚁𝙸𝙽 ⋆ ！ @clawedtigris]

pspsps!

[𝓑𝚁𝙸𝙽 ⋆ ！ @clawedtigris]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀「 brin londo 」
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⠀ ⠀a.k.a.⠀⠀ BRONZE⠀ TIGER
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⠀⠀ ⠀#MarvelRP × #XMenRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀♡&⟳?
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[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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❝Ah, don't worry, I was just... joking. Guess it's a bit of a coping mechanism, you kno— hang on Valhalla is real? I mean I know Thor exists but— wait, Thor exists, has that even affected norse pagans in the last few decadesˀ❞
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❝Oh God— Oh Odin, should I convertˀ❞

[˙⋆✮ @GODD3SSREB0RN]

that is not my name .. but rest assured , your uncle is feasting happily in Valhalla .

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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Hello, Mayor Mamdani, can you please bring my uncle back.
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[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

— was far more trustable.

❝Bathroom's down the hall to the left.❞

A short pause.

❝Sorry, it's the first door to the right, but I've always wanted to say that·❞

It's a breath of fresh air, to be able to joke around with someone who isn't trying to murder him.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

❝Sorry is that meant to be an accomplishmentˀ❞

Being the cooler "Deadpool"... the bar was in hell.

❝I'll believe you·❞

The trust is placed on both the claim of leadership, and the situation she found herself into.

❝Just to make sure, you weren't followed, rightˀ❞

[Lady Deadpool .ᐟ @ladykatanas]

“I just need to catch my breath, plan a counterattack, maaaybe take a quick shower? Running from ancient ninja groups works up a mean sweat.”

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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It felt like the kind of thing one shouldn't need to ask, but "unpredictable" was the first word that came to mind whenever he thought about any variant of Deadpool.

Spider-Sense did not flare up, but the precognitive tingle could be unreliable at times. Common sense —

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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— help, and he'll do his best.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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Snakeroot, the name is unheard of. Great, this means it's either a secret, efficient organization, or a bunch of street-tier goons put together.

❝So you got a target on your back and come to my houseˀ Aww, makes me feel wanted·❞

Comedy is the best remedy for stress.

[Lady Deadpool .ᐟ @ladykatanas]

Accidentally pushed it down when she sat. Unfortunately, there was practically nothing good on TV. She'll be flipping through channels for a while.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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❝One of you is already bad enough, two is even worse·❞

One foul-mouthed mercenary sufficed in Peter's life, two was a tad bit too much. Regardless, in spite of the protest he doesn't really try to kick her out.

If there's truth to what she says, she'll need—

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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— to the cleavage comment.

❝Sorry but I prefer single player.❞

But he has for the game one. Awkward as it is.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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❝Being bored does not constitute a necessity·❞

The response is slung posthaste as soon as he has a chance. When it comes to one-liners and witty responses, they can go band for band.

❝And forgive my hospitility、tends to happen when you're not expecting guests·❞
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[Lady Deadpool .ᐟ @ladykatanas]

“Is this how you treat all your guests, or just the ones whose skintight suits don’t include cleavage?” Her narrowed, masked eyes said: ‘I’m onto your game.’

“Look, I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t an absolute necessity!”

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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Masked eyes follow the mercenary making herself comfortable without so much as an apology, head unmoving.

Incredible, no matter the universe they come from, the personage of Deadpool is the only one capable of leaving Peter speechless at times. He has no response—
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[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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❝God I'd hope not、that'd mean I'm wasting my life as a superhero when I could be making a lot of money as a comedian·❞

The sarcasm is perceptible、the superhero does not truly mean what comes out of his lips.

[— 𝒮𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵ᅠᴸⁱᵗᵗˡᵉᅠS͟p͟i͟d͟e͟r͟ @PersephoneHale]

"Do you think the bite just amplifies it or that we'd always end up with this much attitude even without the bite?"

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸 @itsybitsypparkr]

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❝Looks like a Saber-Tooth、you sure this isn't Wolverine's area of expertiseˀ❞
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[ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ @OfHerClaws]

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