Foxie 🦊 /ˈfɒksi/

Creative Director • Agent of Chaos • Maker of Things Connoisseur of fine moments, plucked freshly from the fur of the universe.

[Foxie 🦊 /ˈfɒksi/ @itszefox]

@VikingWill85 Naughty Santa, nice Santa... ♥️🎄✨

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How I'd like you all to welcome me back on... X. So here's to a happy Xmas to all my new followers, there be much, much more of this in 2024. #MerryChristmas #nsfw #sexy #ass #hands #fishnets #stocking #stockingfiller 👀

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4. DERP 🫠

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Inspired by @soapachu's fine work, I have come up with a 'people as doggies' series. Here's a 🧵 of me as a variety of #australiansheperd doggos. #dog #doggo #doglovers #doge

1. Adventurous

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3. Felt cute might delete later

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Always sounds like a bit of a threat... Thanks #evri or rather #hermes but they chose to rebrand so no one can pronounce their brand anymore and so no one can casually complain about their service. (There, I said it.)

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I ♥️ U(CL) - Can't wait to be back for my postgrad @ucl. #UCL #London #universitylife

[Foxie 🦊 /ˈfɒksi/ @itszefox]

Because we had no time to dye yesterday, we shall dye today, because there's no time to dye another day. #redhead #bondgirl #puns

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Yeah, that is *not* helpful. Can @Apple, @Google, @Samsung, and @mozilla sort this out already? Let's have One Emoji Standard to rule them all. Thanks @howtogeek and to @Emojipedia for helping with this emoji mess. #apple #ios #google #android #sortitoutplskthnx

[Foxie 🦊 /ˈfɒksi/ @itszefox]

Hi @Strava, I love you, so I made you a video. Would you like to see it? @StravaSupport @StravaEng

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Tastes like the Cookie Monster's shower run-off, and not in a good way. Also looks like it. Sorry @DrinkTaurus @AldiUK #aldi #taurus #productreview

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Algorithm is on pointe.
#instagram #pickle #idrinkthejuice

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For context...

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No comment. #abfab #baby #styleadvice

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Got gaslit by a nasty piece of shirt in @mariecurieuk's yesterday. 😱 #charityshopfinds #gaslighting #puns

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"Don't menstruate on me and tell me it's raining." #london #puns #period

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Aw, thanks @Swiftqueue, will do. I found it amusing more than anything, but appreciate the reply.

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D'you think they'll ever fix this, or should I just change my name to PATIENT_NAME? @Swiftqueue #nhs #programmerhumour #coding #error

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Video of me playing @theblackkeys. (See what I did there?) Brilliant gig at @Islington_AH tonight. Love these guys. #theblackkeys #london #puns