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I'm sorry you had to see this.

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@TheMelMilton @OfficialFPL What's the code?

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I see yer ma's autobiography got published 👍

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Article reads:

'It won't' https://t.co/6fo42ETVNr

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‘Once in a lifetime’ lunar eclipse: How the blood moon will affect your zodiac sign https://t.co/k8SXIfByFG

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Sometimes I'm not convinced that Mbappe's legs are on the same wavelength as the rest of his body... #WorldCupFinal

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Vida looks like the bad guy from a 90s action film #WorldCupFinal

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@EthanDolan Bullshiiiiit take

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@mrlukerobinson @AlisonHammond2 How do I get 'Why helloooo Jill' as my ringtone?

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@MailOnline There weren't any buildings in Manhattan 1000 years ago. Duh!!!

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@AndrewNadeau0 'Global Warming' amirite @realDonaldTrump ?

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Love how people say I'm as weak as a kitten, when realistically if there were human sized kittens they would probably be way stronger than me

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Although fire would've worked just as well as pyre this is still definitely good and not at all forced

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Me: *Being burnt alive as a witch* More like trial by PYRE, amirite??

Townsfolk: This is the real reason we're burning you

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@CornOnTheGoblin @pixelatedboat You wouldn't know her she lives out of state

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Police dramas are so unrealistic why is everyone so hard working and efficient?

Why does the detective never ask for an update on the lead he wanted looking in to but Randy doesn't have anything for him cos he's been playing Solitaire on the work computer?

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@tovetalk @BBCSport I think his aim was the exact opposite of that...

He's still fucked up with this story though

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#acorndick

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@r_sharrock Have any pubs banned you from entering pub quizzes?

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GOP: Govt should be less involved in day-to-day life

Also: Except for what happens during music played at sporting events

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@WewSozLike @NUFC_Index Or 'Dabidas' if you're David Pleat

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@SUFC_tweets [Unsure if it's your or you're. Plays it safe]