Future Ghost

Lets do the pottery scene from Ghost, but instead, we're making burritos.

[Future Ghost @subtle_pretext]

Sure, sex is real great, but have you ever seen a comma in your bank account?

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@emily_tweets Why, did he ask about me?

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It's 3 am and I'm eating dinosaur chicken nuggets with chop sticks. We aren't the same.

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@Agriculture666 Come to Austin. My BFF is serving as a proxy in Philly, but I can only suffer this so long.

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Who knew how big airfryers would be for @hotpockets?

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I think the "jump to recipe" button is a big step towards self-awareness.

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@AstrosMoose @JakeOdorizzi entered the chat.

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@RickCash19 @Gusbuckets It's a shame he and his former partner's relationship came to an end. Clearly he behaved poorly, but airing your laundry for all to see isn't exactly non toxic behavior either.

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@faulkenberryjr @beng1801 @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ I believe it's called confirmation bias.

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@LunaMarie4u Nah uh

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@JeffBezos is the only person who knows for sure if he pooped himself on his way to the outer space.

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@DodgersFanGamin @MrFreshSkid @LakersLoverxo @itstaiki @BauerOutage https://t.co/qeTjl8G1Vs

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@NBBrew @Schroederoni @mybeerbuzz @MartinHouseBrew @burningman Wouldn't be the first thing you tried to get credit for.

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@NBBrew @Schroederoni @mybeerbuzz @MartinHouseBrew The only thing you've ever inspired is heart burn with the odious dreck you're brewing. One bottle of PKL FKR has more acid in it than any @burningman to date. I think the pickle you're in is your lack of talent and tact.

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@roastmalone_ I waisted my skinniest years thinking I was fat.

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No we fucking don't.

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Perry says Texans wiling to suffer blackouts to keep feds out of power market https://t.co/p0Kcw2u24s

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@CahnEmily You mean other than the numerous photos of him or the interview he did in the airport or how he actually talks about having done it on multiple media outlets?

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@therestofher @Tesla @elonmusk He moved operations to Texas for the same reason we're all dying out here. No regulations. He's got electric. Fuck @Tesla and fuck @elonmusk

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf was this statement????

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@lipstick_daddy I live in Texas. Can confirm.

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@_little_old_me I don't have water, but I have electric, so that's cool.