Matt Weber

To be honest--I don't care unless we're talking about sandwiches. Or cereal. Any food really.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

My wife and I are on vacation, sitting across from each other sending each other Instagram memes, silently.

This is exactly the vacation we hoped for.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

Wait—the coin shortage is still going on? How is it that we created SEVERAL COVID vaccines but couldn’t make more coins?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@rodb 3000 or Nickatina?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@prachiniksingh We watching tomorrow?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@cheromcha Also caps are lame.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@cheromcha Finally.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@dbulgs @tberisha But don’t you have a phone or computer or tv or Nintendo switch (ok, that last one might be more niche)?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@cantfindcassidy C&O?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@prachiniksingh You literally just got engaged.

[Damien P. DeLaney @pagaperspective]

The 1st Dist. Ct. of App. holding Tuesday that a #PAGA plaintiff can intervene in settlement of an overlapping PAGA claim is the 3d case on the issue in 2 mos. setting up a showdown over whether a PAGA plaintiff can blow up a settlement in a parallel case https://t.co/yAm5C039cI

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Minimum wage.
Climate change.
Abortion access.
Gun violence prevention.
Our ability to fight COVID.

It’s all on the line.

In just ONE WEEK ballots will arrive in the mail.

Vote NO on the Republican led recall by September 14.

There’s too much at stake to sit this out.

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

I guess we should retire the expression “avoid it like the plague”, given how little effort people seem to be willing to go to to avoid plagues.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@miminew__ I’ve never been!

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

But don’t we all mock the federalist society? https://t.co/JGUPS8kMlD

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@ariannahuff A breath of fresh air.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@DreeDreee What happened?!

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@prachiniksingh @ellle_em “Ugh. I forgot my key. I might need you to let me in when I get back.”

And honesty, accurate. I like the optimism of me thinking it’s still a maybe.

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@prachiniksingh What song was it?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@dbulgs @Jeopardy @DrOz Wait. Isn’t Dr. Oz a well-known quack?

[Matt Weber @itwasntmatt]

@miminew__ Wait. What. Can you name multiple Enya songs??