itwaswallace

World traveler and sarcasm specialist.
She/Her

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

Well, my family are South African, and we’re generally not fans of people who made their fortunes off of apartheid mines, so, I’m out! Bye!

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@Kevidently I am so deeply sorry. This has been my life for 21 years and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, I hone you get some relief soon.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@LLKWmama @THR What? No! I approve!

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@Kevidently It’s absolutely perfect! I’m so thrilled with my branding and it’s all thanks to you!

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@DavidOliverMorr @RenatheMumble @BenBonnema Thank you. I’d share more facts with my grandmother, but I can’t. She’s dead. From COVID.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@Kevidently I ship it.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@Thirty20Eight @Kevidently

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@Kevidently @Thirty20Eight Efficient isn't a word I'd normally use to describe him.

But yes, he does have ideas...many, many ideas for IP-based attractions. And a new favorite word.

[Dan Merica @merica]

Mitt Romney staring at Josh Hawley as he speaks after the insurrection is even more powerful now.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@TurkeyLegJeff Thank you for this. Wellbutrin and weekly therapy are essential for me. It’s been three and a half years, plus attempts as a teen. The depression is still there, but it’s manageable.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@chrissyteigen I finally had a hysterectomy and excision surgery with an endometriosis specialist last March. I had a frozen pelvis from Stage 4 endo and adhesions from my multiple surgeries. Excision surgery is the gold standard, ablation only seemed to make things worse.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@chrissyteigen I’ve had five endo surgeries, and it really depended on the doctor. I wish I had been warned how awful my first period after surgery was. My heating pad was my best friend, and my worst pain was the gas in my shoulder. And not to be gross, but get a stool softener. Trust me.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@jasonpeck15 @niais @baddestmamajama My spouse is South African and was once accused of being unprofessional for “making up and changing his accent.”

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@tedcruz Tourette's is a serious medical condition, not a joke. There are a lot of things that you do that I don't like, but ableism is not okay and using medical conditions to belittle someone is a sure sign of being small minded.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@MonicaLewinsky "You look more like (her) than I do"

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far fwiw

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

Only after I’d gotten older and had left DC for NY, did I come to appreciate the Ulysses S. Grant Memorial. I walked past it one day when back home with my kids, and it struck me. It’s my favorite now.

[itwaswallace @itwaswallace]

@Kevidently I feel a lightness in my soul I haven't felt since November, 2016.